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DIVORCE vs. MURDER

Started by John Saxton, 15th June 2015 07:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2015 08:12 PM; by Chesand

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Divorce Polish style

Started by gms002a, 7th October 2014 02:01 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2014 02:21 PM; by Robson Valley

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Messy divorce

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2014 08:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, borrowed, boyfriend, buy, buyer, curtain, decided, desperation, divorce, endings, furniture, happy, heavily, home, house, husband, mention, messy, paid, price, purchased, rang, reduced, shrimps, smell, stories, week, wife, woman, worth

Replies: 18
Views: 3,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2014 10:30 AM; by A Duke

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Aaaahhh it's good to be back.

Started by wireliner, 14th December 2013 09:01 AM

aaaahhh, acceptable, altered, apparently.u, cheers, city, country, create, disused, divorce, fair, furniture, gas, good, hardwood, hobby, messy, moomba, oil, pallets, shooting, slabs, socially, steve, streets, suburbia, time, title, woodworking, wwf

Replies: 7
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 09:05 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

WA Select jarrah slabs/burls/boards

Started by burlboy, 29th November 2013 12:16 AM

2m3, 800w, approx, bandsaw, birdseye, boards, burl, coast, collect, craftwood, cuts, divorce, east, expense, feature, home, horizontal, huge, jarrah, mill, necessitates, negotiation, price, quick, sale, sheoak, size, slabs, timber, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2013 12:16 AM; by burlboy

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Market Place/Auctions

Divorce Questions

Started by smidsy, 27th April 2013 10:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20k, births, bites, break, changing, cheers, date, deaths, divorce, dob, fee, finally, force/compel, guys, half, information, initiate, interstate, marriage, marriages, moved, paul, pay, paying, proceedings, questions, remember, situation, spoken, time

Replies: 22
Views: 2,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 04:08 PM; by Master Splinter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Recipe for the perfect marriage

Started by MBM888, 23rd April 2013 05:40 PM

bought, chair, days, divorce, doghouse, driver, dust, electric, fault, fell, fight, garbage, interrupt, jump, late, looked, marriage, married, months, mud, pack, perfect, ran, recipe, remember, sit, spoken, truck, wife, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2013 11:05 PM; by chambezio

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Reason for my divorce

Started by Chief Tiff, 29th August 2010 07:35 PM

divorce, divorced, ex-wife, fine, grounds, incompatability, jew, pig, reason, religious

Replies: 1
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 08:19 AM; by robbygard

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Wood movement on slatted table top

Started by JohnMurray71, 4th July 2010 10:37 PM

advise, affected, aprons, cheers, design, divorce, easily, expensive, fasteners, finished, fit, fix, fixing, glue, groove, holiday, hoping, legs, legs/aprons, moved, movement, oomph, planning, slats, slatted, sort, table, top, weeks, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 3,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2010 12:18 AM; by pjt

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FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

Marriage in heaven

Started by munruben, 20th September 2009 01:43 PM

accident, couple, died, divorce, eternity, explained, eye, finally, gates, heaven, lawyer, left, listen, looked, marriage, married, months, peter, plight, preacher, returned, sadly, standing, sternly, talking, thinking, time, tragic, wait, wedding

Replies: 5
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2009 05:42 PM; by jow104

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WOODIES JOKES

One of the things that I don't like doing

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th July 2009 09:28 PM

blind, called, dad, daughter, divorce, divorcing, drunk, harder, justice, life, lovers, marriage, paperwork, parents, peace, people, peoples, sanctity, satisfy, separating, sorts, stuff, sucks, suppose, tears, things, time, tonight, upset, witness

Replies: 14
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2009 01:03 AM; by rrobor

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Toolmac Woodlathe

Started by woodhenge, 13th June 2009 10:17 PM

110, 87-531592, acquired, decided, divorce, drive, durdenlong, encephalitis, finding, forgotten, forums, gday, gear, involving, lathe, love, manual, model, neville, replace, spline, spline thread, story, thingy, thread, timber, toolmac, type, viral, woodlathe

Replies: 8
Views: 5,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 09:08 AM; by woodhenge

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Divorce proceedings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM

advocating, allan, beat, breath, confirmed, courthouse, death, divorce, dollars, double, forty, genie, half, happy, joke, left, mate, muttered, nasty, p.s, proceedings, replied, suddenly, ten, terribly, time, twenty, violence, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:23 PM; by Calm

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WOODIES JOKES

The Economic Downturn

Started by Sprancis, 23rd February 2009 03:08 PM

divorce, downturn, economic, half, ladies, lose, missus, robert, savings, told, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 03:08 PM; by Sprancis

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WOODIES JOKES

Deeply profound thoughts by men

Started by Grumpy John, 5th February 2009 07:38 AM

beer, bob, continues, deeply, divorce, drinking, earl, fish, fishing, gonna, hard, men, months, profound, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, thoughtfully, thoughts, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 07:38 AM; by Grumpy John

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WOODIES JOKES

Divorce

Started by Elbow, 15th December 2008 04:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2008 04:07 PM; by Elbow

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WOODIES JOKES

Divorce Vs. Murder

Started by Grumpy John, 25th November 2008 12:29 PM

absolutely, bad, bed, buy, cyanide, divorce, happen, husband, jail, kinds, lady, license, looked, lord, lose, murder, nice, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, straight, throw, walked, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 03:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

May pen swap update.

Started by celt40, 19th November 2008 10:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amos, considerate, contacted, divorce, excellent, eyes, firm, forum, fulfill, gesture, hands, hide, left, monday, morning, partner, pen, penlessc, pens, people, procedings, quality, start, swap, told, treasure, update, week, wife, woodenink

Replies: 17
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2008 04:02 AM; by Evan Pavlidis

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

A Little Adventure

Started by Chris Parks, 4th October 2008 11:37 PM

adventure, amazing, bit, bloody, divorce, eventually, fall, feet, figure, floor, gear, heavy, hole, jack, leaking, levers, lift, motor, newcastle, oil, pick, quick, real, son, stood, suffered, thicknesser, time, tonight, trailer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2008 12:02 AM; by Chris Parks

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JOINTERS, MOULDERS, THICKNESSERS, ETC

Maybe This Will Help Reduce The Divorce Rate?

Started by Metal Head, 8th July 2008 04:31 PM

bride, charge, chimney, church, couple, couples, divorce, kiss, luck, march, marriage, meets, party, pearson, pictures, posed, proceedings, rate, reduce, sam, saturday, son, speaking, stamped, successful, superstition, sweep, sweeps, wedding, weddings

Replies: 3
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 02:05 PM; by Toolin Around

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

RIP Penny

Started by clubbyr8, 21st June 2008 02:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptance, affection, breakup, divorce, family, female, finally, freely, golden, half, hardest, integral, life, living, love, marriage, mate, misery, miss, missed, monte, mornings, pain, partner, penny, photo, remember, retriever, rip, unconditional

Replies: 17
Views: 4,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 05:51 PM; by allmywebsite1

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PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Divorce

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st March 2008 02:34 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 09:04 PM; by graemet

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WOODIES JOKES

Stingy Husband Told To Buy 124,000 Roses

Started by Metal Head, 5th March 2008 06:36 PM

000, 124, buy, claim, coins, court, divorce, dollars, dowry, gift, gold, hengameh, husband, iranian, law, life, mahr, marriage, red, rials, roses, shahin, stingy, tehran, time, told, woman, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 04:25 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Family. What would we do without them?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM

brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 12:39 AM; by dennford

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WOODIES JOKES

Deep thought by men while fishing

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th October 2007 11:48 AM

allan, anonomous, beer, continues, deep, divorce, drinking, favourite, fish, fishing, hard, john, men, months, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, spot, thought, thoughtfully, wife, women, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 08:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Divorce

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th August 2007 06:34 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 3,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 10:50 AM; by kekemo

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WOODIES JOKES

Philosophy

Started by Shedhand, 25th January 2007 10:35 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 10:50 PM; by Shedhand

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WOODIES JOKES

Help wanted

Started by Exador, 9th January 2007 07:36 AM

100, 150, assist, bent, buy, cheaply, coffee, couple, cut, decent, designs, dining, divorce, easily, fold-down, furniture, minimal, months, people, possibly, sections, separation, simple, slat, stock, stuff, tables, time, unskilled, wanted

Replies: 14
Views: 2,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2007 02:57 PM; by journeyman Mick

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Brissie turners, blanks

Started by mossywun, 19th December 2006 12:54 PM

300mm, afford, blanks, blow, brisbane, brissie, christmas, correct, day, deal, divorce, form, front, future, left, log, merry, mill, north, occasionally, plenty, politically, sits, stack, stuff, swtsmbo, to1m, turners, yard, yell

Replies: 6
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2006 07:44 PM; by stevesandy

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Divorce

Started by DPB, 8th December 2006 01:14 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2006 05:30 PM; by Stuart

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WOODIES JOKES

New toy

Started by DavidG, 27th November 2006 07:27 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2006 10:41 PM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Started by Bob38S, 12th October 2006 11:19 AM

bad, bees, birds, borrowed, clients, co-workers, control, corrections, cross-dresser, dating, daughter, divorce, fashion, friend, good, hidden, hooker, husband, interrupting, job, makes, maturing, money, pills, shes, son, talk, talking, ugly, understands

Replies: 0
Views: 1,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 11:19 AM; by Bob38S

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WOODIES JOKES

Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

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WOODIES JOKES

Crash landing

Started by Cliff Rogers, 15th August 2006 03:28 PM

absence, aircraft, board, crash, crashed, damage, divorce, due, emergency, ex-wife, extent, fire, flying, fuel, garden, ground, heard, injured, insufficient, landing, lessons, license, lucky, photograph, piloting, post-crash, scene, started, taking, time

Replies: 7
Views: 2,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2006 05:15 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Moved: Divorce Letter

Started by DanP, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2006 09:05 AM; by DanP

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WOODIES JOKES

A mans life

Started by Iain, 22nd May 2006 10:05 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 10:37 AM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

I'm FREE

Started by Daddles, 5th September 2005 01:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1999, 2005, april, august, bearing, certify, court, day, divorce, effect, flash, free, marriage, news, official, paper, piece, red, relation, richard, september, seventh, solemnised, stamp, takes

Replies: 19
Views: 3,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2005 10:06 PM; by Daddles

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

HELP - SOS- Wife not very happy!

Started by PhilMcCrackin, 8th May 2005 12:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

3rd, advance, bed, browny, changing, coloured, dark, darken, divorce, easily, experience, finished, finishes, happy, hoop, legs, light, match, oak, orange, pine, project, remove, shellac, silver, sos, tassie, top, wax, wife

Replies: 28
Views: 3,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2005 11:05 AM; by BobR

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FINISHING

Family Law

Started by Iain, 1st February 2005 08:19 AM

bar, belong, candy, chair, children, custody, divorce, dollar, family, judge, law, local, machine, moment, mountain, mountaineer, remote, replied, retain, rose, scene, section, silence, slowly, story, tiny, village, virginia, west, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 08:19 AM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

for all of the IT "guru's"

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 04:37 PM

arguments, bad, change^operation, character, computer, cshell, divorce, entry, extracts, failed, guru, gurus, hilarious, jokes, light, love, manual, match, modifier, results-, scan, sex, sleep, stop, typed, unix, woman, ^how

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 04:48 PM; by craigb

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WOODIES JOKES

W.H.O. ALERT - BARS Virus

Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:04 AM

alert, balance, bars, beer, bet, clothing, congregate, cross-eyed, disease, divorce, fred, headaches, hey, identified, include, incoherently, loss, memory, people, shouting, speak, symptoms, uncontrollable, urge, victim, victims, virginity, virus, vomiting, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 12:04 AM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

Initiated my Divorce......

Started by ernknot, 31st August 2004 11:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrives, band, blades, boys, brass, bunch, coffin, delivery, divorce, dust, dusty, erknot, handles, initiated, jointer, kidding, kill, leave, naaa, slide, suva, swmbo, table, thicknesser, time, truck

Replies: 20
Views: 5,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 01:12 PM; by markwa

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Which timber for HNT Gordon plane

Started by outback, 1st July 2004 08:35 PM

3/4, add, advantage, bit, consented, dies, divorce, ebony, gidgee, gordon, hnt, ironwood, opinions, personal, plane, planes, preference, purchase, shoulder, smoother, standard, swmbo, threat, timber, upmarket, variations, welcomed, worry

Replies: 6
Views: 3,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 11:00 PM; by MikeK

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

He wants a divorce

Started by zymurgy, 29th May 2004 12:55 AM

110, 120, accounts, bank, boat, car, cards, concrete, continues, credit, divorce, house, husband, increases, insistently, kph, makes, married, massive, quiet, slowly, speaks, speed, starts, veering, voice, wall, wee, wheel, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 12:55 AM; by zymurgy

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WOODIES JOKES

Heaven

Started by Charles Castle, 21st February 2001 08:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:33 PM; by Charles Castle

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WOODIES JOKES

A case of give and take

Started by John Saxton, 6th December 2000 06:55 PM

belong, brought, case, chair, children, children.the, court.but, custody, divorce, dollar, feet, judge, jumped, local, machine, moment, mother, pepsi, posed, protested, retain, rose, story, vending, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2000 06:55 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

Divorce

Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2000 01:29 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2000 09:32 AM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

One For the Farmers!

Started by Shane Watson, 14th March 2000 05:53 PM

140, 430, acres, attorney, attorneys, beat, church, conversation, day-voices, deere, divorce, exasperated, farmer, farmers, file, finally, grounds, grudge, interview, john, meaningful, office, park, sir, suit, understand, walked, wear, wife, yea

Replies: 0
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2000 05:53 PM; by Shane Watson

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WOODIES JOKES

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