Baz
31st May 2005, 09:31 PM
A man takes a lady out to dinner for the
first time. Later they go on to a show. The
evening is a huge success and as he drops her at
her door he says. " I have had a lovely time. You
look like a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on
you tomorrow?". She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks at her door and when she
Opens it she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned.
"What was that for?" he asked. She said " I looked up
rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last
night and said " Not well suited
to bedding , but is excellent
for r.....g up against a
garden wall.".
first time. Later they go on to a show. The
evening is a huge success and as he drops her at
her door he says. " I have had a lovely time. You
look like a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on
you tomorrow?". She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks at her door and when she
Opens it she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned.
"What was that for?" he asked. She said " I looked up
rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last
night and said " Not well suited
to bedding , but is excellent
for r.....g up against a
garden wall.".