I have enough to do..

[outback]

hoetghhre hootkmnnr hhnerfndm mej nbdhfhyr nfhy.

Which, had you been able to understand the gibberish caused by a finger up his nose meant

[ozwinner]

take your finger from your nose

[echnidna]

dontcha love the cultural aspects of this thread now :D :D

[savage]

and there to everyones amazement on the end of his finger was a magnificent.....

savage(Eric)

[46150]

...................blue green sawdust....

[Blackers]

splinter from the axe handle, after removing said splinter he put it in his.....

[46150]

nose...................

[savage]

back from whence it came, to the amusment of his peer's who applauded and cheered.........