lawn mowing

[groverwa]

This could have gone into JOKES but when listening to Roots and Shoots on the ABC radio yesterday morn some clown/ SA rang up with a tip on lawn mowing-
If you are having trouble with mowing your lawn then spray it with 50/50 mix of wine and water and it will look like it is half cut

:D:oo:

[rwbuild]

or maybe a "grown" button