Logic?????

[KBs PensNmore]

COVID MIGHT BE DEADLY AND VERY SERIOUS BUT CAN'T HELP THINK IT WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.
Don't take life too seriously 😒and things always work out


AT GROCERY STORE:
Me: Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me: but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Don't you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might have picked it up and put back deciding they Don't want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky?
Cashier: no words, confused look


AT DRIVE-THRU:
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for me to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so, I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: Didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.


In SOCIETY:
Society: If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve. Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus. To greet people, do an elbow tap instead.
Me: Elbow tap? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow. Wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid?


AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.


SOCIETY
You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or bar, you have to sit down. But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.


Who thinks this stuff up?


Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic.

[Bohdan]

It's just an example of what happens when those that get elected make the rules. (Nearly as bad as some of our laws)

[rwbuild]

Don't forget the nozzle on the bowser at the servo..........:rolleyes:

[KBs PensNmore]

Scientists discovered that the world is made up of Electrons and Neutrons, but they left out the worst one of all, MORONS

[Tonyz]

seriously, I went into chemist 2 weeks ago, walked straight up to prescription counter.
"Wheres your mask?"
me "WHAT mask?"
" You are supposed to wear a mask in this shop, they are on the front counter."
I duly walk back to front counter, "Where are the masks I am supposed to be wearing in your shop, but am not wearing because there is no sign."
'In this box, sir, would you like one? $1.50 each"
"No I would not like one, why dont I stay here and you trot like a little fairy, to the back of the shop and present my prescriptions".
I will do that for you (cur????) but will you sign in">
"Certainly, do you have a new pen?"
" No sir you need to use that one."
" WHAT!!!! you want me to sign a stupid document with a pen that possibly over 100 shoppers, visitors and tourists from god knows where, have already wiped their germ ridden paws on, open up the second drawer and give me a clean new pen and please use gloves when you had it to me."

she duly takes my prescription, puts a glove on, gives me a new pen. I then very politely, thank her, sign the form and stuff the pen in my pocket and walk out.

my prescription was at the front counter when I returned AND I was not required to sign in again, although I did ask if I would get another free pen.

[rwbuild]

New pen makes no difference. 99.99% of people rest their hand/arm on the paper as they write.........

[Tonyz]

very true, saw a lady go into bunnies and get a pair of gloves before she did anything.

[Old Croc]

The level of dumbness never ceases to amaze me. I go to my local supermarket with my daughter due to security reasons, regular robberies and carjackings at knife point ( I am in Townsville, by the way, not the US) So I put my cold bag on the conveyor belt, then my cold items, next the bundle of green bags, then all the normal groceries. Pleasant young girl serves me, puts cold stuff in cold bag, then puts 3 large cans of beetroot in the cold bag on top of my cold stuff. Daughter says to her, please remove the beetroot and put in the green bags please. What's the problem, there's a lot of room in the cold bag. I stood there gob open, speechless. Nuh, I am not putting up with this level of dumbness, walk away, found supervisor, asked her to intervene, she says they can't get staff. Me, mumble, mumble, pay while daughter repacked each bag. Leave in absolute disbelief. That's our new world.
Rgds,
Crocy.

[rwbuild]

We are encouraged to use eftpos instead of cash, at least 60% of non supermarket type shops take your card and swipe for you then hand back, next customer, same same.....go figure....

[KBs PensNmore]

I refuse to hand over my cards, when you punch in your pin number, do you see them disinfect the keypad afterwards???????
I've seen them spray the conveyor belt, and everything else but!!!!!

[shanesmith80]

After seeing how so many people wear their mask's, I now understand why so many people say that the contraception didn't work?