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craigb
22nd Dec 2005, 11:09 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the forum,

Not a creature was stirring, 'cept for the boring.....

Ashore
23rd Dec 2005, 12:06 AM
The Members were nestled snug all in their sheds
While visions of chisles danced in their heads



Ashore

Zed
23rd Dec 2005, 08:17 AM
I hope that the catelogue I've left strategically circled,
has hopefully workled < sorry...:o >

bennylaird
23rd Dec 2005, 08:19 AM
This xmas is easy, we both want the same thing, lol Nuffin! Will enjoy getting the kids stuff they need more.

Greg Ward
23rd Dec 2005, 08:49 AM
While Santa circled high in the sky,
Below in the shed there came a faint cry.....

He's tripped on a hammer, got caught in the saw,
His left foot knocked down a large 4X4
The glue had upended all over the floor.....
And his knee had split open his new pinafore

"No worry" said Santa, "I've seen this before"
"At least he didn't pull off the whole bloody door"

And a new shed arrived and peace reigned once more.
Greg

Iain
23rd Dec 2005, 09:06 AM
The elves in the workshop fiddled and meddled
The green paint tin was wrong and reddled
Santa irate then turned and seddled
Your reputations are going to be Zeddled
(well, he started it with Workled!)

Driver
26th Dec 2005, 09:46 PM
"Our reputations!??!" quoth several elves.
"Who cares about them? Apart from ourselves?"

"For long enough now, we have been merely butts
Of loads of bad jokes over port and some nuts."

"We're fed-up, Father Christmas!
It's time we were heard.
You'll need to take action
And...."

macca2
27th Dec 2005, 11:24 AM
....deal with the nerd

For if it's on again in twelve months time
You can.............

chrisb691
7th Jan 2006, 04:43 PM
......do it yourself
'cause us little elves are going to retire
to a shed that's a workshop, until we expire
and there we'll make sawdust and shavings plethora
from great big trees and lumps of Makore
so you see, if you don't give us a break
next year you'll be.......

Shedhand
9th Jan 2006, 10:56 AM
..served with an ambit log of claims...

chrisb691
9th Jan 2006, 03:11 PM
..served with an ambit log of claims...

Oh Shedhand! What happened to you inner poet?;)

Iain
9th Jan 2006, 03:33 PM
At risk of being pedantic:rolleyes: poetry does not have to rhymme.

chrisb691
9th Jan 2006, 04:15 PM
At risk of being pedantic:rolleyes: poetry does not have to rhymme.

I stand before you humbly corrected
feeling sad and somewhat rejected.

BUT

the inner poet waxed and therefore was
and needs not rhymes to exist

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Iain
9th Jan 2006, 05:51 PM
I recall a local rag in or about Shepparton a few moons ago when a local bumbling bard put pen to paper and relived his wild nights of dancing during the 40's and 50's

Fridays in Shepparton I danced
Saturdays in NUmurkah I danced
Sundays in Nathalia I danced
Fridays in Katamatite I danced............

This went on for a whole bloody page:(
But at least it rhymmes:p

Don't think he became poet laureate:rolleyes:

Shedhand
9th Jan 2006, 08:46 PM
Oh Shedhand! What happened to you(r) inner poet?;)
B ugger the inner poet
Dontcha know it
I'm just an old activist
Who'll fight for the elves
While you sip your Moet.....
Please note
I took the liberty to correct your quote..

Pretty awful I know :rolleyes:but I'm no Bard

ernknot
9th Jan 2006, 10:35 PM
Too late, the elves got replaced by the twelves ( slightly taller version)

chrisb691
10th Jan 2006, 12:02 PM
B ugger(sic) the inner poet
Dontcha know it
I'm just an old activist
Who'll fight for the elves
While you sip your Moet.....
Please note
I took the liberty to correct your quote..

Pretty awful I know :rolleyes:but I'm no Bard

Twas indeed a most poetic riposte.

Iain
10th Jan 2006, 05:01 PM
T'was
Twas indeed a most poetic riposte.
Does that make Bard a B'ard:D

Driver
10th Jan 2006, 06:12 PM
Pretty awful I know :rolleyes:but I'm no Bard

To be a Bard
Is not p'raps so hard
As you may think.

These days the caper
Don't even need paper,
Much less pen and ink.

To pursue your Muse
All you now need to use
Is a keyboard and mouse.

Any other suggestions?
Comments or questions?
Feel free to espouse

Your creative juices;
And ....

chrisb691
10th Jan 2006, 06:33 PM
T'was
Does that make Bard a B'ard:D

Actually......'Twas

Iain
10th Jan 2006, 07:50 PM
Actually......'Twas
Of 'ucked up again;)

Shedhand
10th Jan 2006, 08:36 PM
Of 'ucked up again;):D:D:D:D:D

chrisb691
11th Jan 2006, 09:06 PM
To be a Bard
Is not p'raps so hard
As you may think.

These days the caper
Don't even need paper,
Much less pen and ink.

To pursue your Muse
All you now need to use
Is a keyboard and mouse.

Any other suggestions?
Comments or questions?
Feel free to espouse

Your creative juices;
And ....

........the elves went on strike and picketed the north pole.
Whereupon, the IRC threw out their ambit claim and.....

Shedhand
11th Jan 2006, 10:59 PM
...declared Santa a protected soul...

ernknot
17th Jan 2006, 07:00 PM
Ah! soul.