Chris Longworth
9th October 1999, 10:34 AM
Did you hear about the blond who was sick and tired of the blonde jokes going around, so she dyed her hair.
To celebrate,she decided to go for a drive in the country where upon she came across a heard of sheep crossing the road.
Facinated, she asked the farmer "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have, my I take one home with me."
The farmer now facinated said "Why yes. How many sheep do you think I have?"
With that the woman bent down to look at the sheep's legs and calculated that he had 2436 sheep.
The farmer was astounded."Your correct" he said, "choose which ever sheep you would like."
Feeling very pleased with herself, she went through the sheep and made her selection and put it in the car to take home with her.
The farmer now totally amazed asked,"If I can tell you the true colour of you hair, could I please have my cattle dog back"
[This message has been edited by Chris Longworth (edited 09 October 1999).]
[This message has been edited by Chris Longworth (edited 09 October 1999).]
To celebrate,she decided to go for a drive in the country where upon she came across a heard of sheep crossing the road.
Facinated, she asked the farmer "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have, my I take one home with me."
The farmer now facinated said "Why yes. How many sheep do you think I have?"
With that the woman bent down to look at the sheep's legs and calculated that he had 2436 sheep.
The farmer was astounded."Your correct" he said, "choose which ever sheep you would like."
Feeling very pleased with herself, she went through the sheep and made her selection and put it in the car to take home with her.
The farmer now totally amazed asked,"If I can tell you the true colour of you hair, could I please have my cattle dog back"
[This message has been edited by Chris Longworth (edited 09 October 1999).]
[This message has been edited by Chris Longworth (edited 09 October 1999).]