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[bob at woodheap vic]

ARERY............The study of paintings
BACTERIA.........Back door of a cafeteria
BARIUM......What doctors do when patients die
BOWEL.........A letter like A.E.I.O.U.
CAESAREAN SECTION...A Neighbourhood in Rome
CAT SCAN....... Searching for Pussy
CAUTERISE......Make eye contact with her
COMA...........A punctuation mark
D & C .........Where Washington is
DILATE.........To live longer
ENEMA..........Not a friend
FESTER.........Quicker
FIBULA.........A small lie
GENITAL........Not a Jew
G.I.SERIES.....A Soldiers Ballgame
HANGNAIL.......Coat Hook
IMPOTENT.......Distinguished, well known
LABOUR PAIN....Getting hurt at work
MORBID.........A higher Offer
NITRATES.......Cheaper than day rates
NODE...........Was aware of
OUTPATIENT.....A person who fainted
PAP SMEAR......A fatherhood test
PELVIS.........A cousin of Elvis
RECOVERY ROOM....Place to do upholstery
RECTUM.........Damn near Killed 'em
SECRETION......Hiding something
SEIZURE........That bloke from ROME
TABLET.........A small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS..Getting sick at the airport
TUMOUR.........More than one
URINE..........Opposite to 'Yore out'
VARICOSE.......Nearby
VEIN...........Conceited
LABOUR PAIN....Having to work
IMPOTENT.....(IMPORTANT) have you got a meaning to this one? ... I just could get one funny enough other than.....
IMPOTENT......How the boss feels towards his employees (?)