Iain
21st August 2000, 01:57 PM
The priest walks in to the pet shop and enquires about a talking parrot, the owner, all too willing to oblige shows him a 'special' parrot. Why is it so special asks the priest, pull the left leg, explains the owner, and he recites the Lords Prayer, pull the right leg and he recites Davids Psalm. What if I pull both legs? enquires the priest. I fall on my retorts the parrot.