John Saxton
5th September 2000, 12:33 AM
A man entered a crowded restaurant and was obliged to share a table with a stranger.
The man ordered his dinner,a juicy steak, and when it was served he burrowed into his pockets searching for something.
Looking at the stranger he exclaimed,"Oh dear,I hab fogotten by dentures."
To his surprise the stranger dived into his bag and produced a set of dentures and said,"Let me help you, try these."
The man tried them but they did not seem to fit too well,so the stranger produced another set and then another which fit perfectly.
"Doctor" said the man,"I have always been troubled with my dentures but this set fit me perfecly.May I have your name and address as I would like to consult you professionally."
The stranger sadly shook his head,"I,m not a Doctor ,I am an Undertaker."
Cheers and always look on the bright side of life http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif
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Johnno
The man ordered his dinner,a juicy steak, and when it was served he burrowed into his pockets searching for something.
Looking at the stranger he exclaimed,"Oh dear,I hab fogotten by dentures."
To his surprise the stranger dived into his bag and produced a set of dentures and said,"Let me help you, try these."
The man tried them but they did not seem to fit too well,so the stranger produced another set and then another which fit perfectly.
"Doctor" said the man,"I have always been troubled with my dentures but this set fit me perfecly.May I have your name and address as I would like to consult you professionally."
The stranger sadly shook his head,"I,m not a Doctor ,I am an Undertaker."
Cheers and always look on the bright side of life http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif
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Johnno