John Saxton
29th September 2000, 10:05 PM
Hah that made you lot open up and look didn't it?
Anyway here goes and clean too with no references to Bozo(Zulu)
A man went to the movies to see a rerun of Gone with the Wind and was very surprised to see a large dog sitting next to a woman in a row in front of him.
What was even more surprising was that the dog seemed to be following the story,sitting with ears pricked,wagging his tail at the happy parts, and sitting downcast with bowed head during the distressing or emotional parts of the story.
At the conclusion of the movie the man could contain his curiosity no longer and, as the audience was filing out of the cinema, walked over to the lady.
"Excuse me,madam.I couldn't help noticing your dog during the movie.He seemed to understand the story and really enjoyed it.It was amazing!"
"Yes," replied the woman enthusiastically,if a trifle puddled."I was amazed,too.He hated the book!"
AND
How do you make a dog 'meow'?
Pass it quickly over a circular saw.
Anyway here goes and clean too with no references to Bozo(Zulu)
A man went to the movies to see a rerun of Gone with the Wind and was very surprised to see a large dog sitting next to a woman in a row in front of him.
What was even more surprising was that the dog seemed to be following the story,sitting with ears pricked,wagging his tail at the happy parts, and sitting downcast with bowed head during the distressing or emotional parts of the story.
At the conclusion of the movie the man could contain his curiosity no longer and, as the audience was filing out of the cinema, walked over to the lady.
"Excuse me,madam.I couldn't help noticing your dog during the movie.He seemed to understand the story and really enjoyed it.It was amazing!"
"Yes," replied the woman enthusiastically,if a trifle puddled."I was amazed,too.He hated the book!"
AND
How do you make a dog 'meow'?
Pass it quickly over a circular saw.