The Dietician

[Richard Casey]

Been feeling a bit crook lately, so off to the quack i went and he checked me all over and said it is caused by food and sent me to a dietician. She spent weeks getting to the root cause of my problem, and came up with this. She said i had eaten some food which causes allmost every man on this planet to suffer pain and anguish, some for the rest of there lives. Bloody hell, i said, what is it,
it was,
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Wedding cake!!!!!!!!!!!