[ubeaut]

, the suave, sophisticated, ruggedly handsom, devil may care, woodturner, had just returned from his latest overseas holiday.

He opened the door to his workshop, and to his surprise......... http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

[philige]

La........Lagerphone which they had made from all the empty toohies blue stubbie tops left after there stay!

[Iain]

Upon seeing this found he needed one of Doorstop's superlaxatives to be able to express himself....

[John Saxton]

...wee handful of shortbread to take me back to Grannies home cookin' all the while pondering what have I done to deserve this big bounteous beautiful blue monster taking up my floor space that some magnanamous .....

[ubeaut]

person from the Jim Hanson Muppets Workshop must have left behing when they were here dropping off the largerphone.

"Oh well," sighed "I guess there is only one thing I can do and thet is to..........."

[John Saxton]

...ly revered,respected,rejuvenated, piece of art to donate to the National museum off of this here big blue beast of a brute..but "Och aye I canna gie mi time to wee fantasies so....

[ubeaut]

I'll off ta ma wee beddy, there ta sleep and dream of things a ken and those I dinna ken, and on the morrow, I shall.......

[Kev Y.]

contact the BBL(big blue lathe)Lost Home people and see if they have anyone....

[randy]

sit back down with that goodlooking doorstop, suck on a brew , and look up at the cieling and say.......*****

[randy]

sit back down with goodlooking doorstop , sucking on a cold brew looking up at cieling and wondering if i only would have......

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[Iain]

not bought fourex, however, if Doorstop could see his way clear to bring some Grange Hermitage we could....

[John Saxton]

...credit card that the bank of Scotland presented to him in gratitude for him having left those shores all those years ago thereby giving the locals.....

[Kev Y.]

the chance to read about his exploits in the land down under and remark to themsleves....

[RETIRED]

what a great bloke. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/cool.gifHe is so suave, sopisticated and charming but his modesty is his major quality. It was a pity to lose him to the Antipodies but

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Ian () Robertson
"We do good turns every day"

[Kev Y.]

after what happened to the local minister daughter, we feel that..

[ubeaut]

he would have been singing soprano if he stuck around much longer.

We were sad to see him go but as we all know a in the hand is worth.......

[Tristan Croll]

nose (after his "quiet chat" with the minister),

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[JackoH]

he decided to grow a beard , partly as a disguise and partly because all Scotsmen have beards,usually red, making them very difficult to understand!
Och Aye he cried and without further ado he...

[John Saxton]

...cast aside his razor thinking in the true scottish fashion that he could now save many a penny to ....

[John Saxton]

...much to his delight his one bright shiny penny ..a reminder of his first commission as a woodturner turning power poles 16 hrs a day with little to show but humungous piles of...

[Kev Y.]

fancy but slightly defective toothpicks!, "Struth" said ( with a thick Scotts accent ) what will.....

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[Kev Y.]

Redgun and Banksia toothpick holder , you all knows the one, (it was the first botched job to come off)....

[John Saxton]

...with no option but to consider the whimsical whims of woodworkers who with their S.A. knowledge of REAL hardwoods and the skills required therein to....

[Kev Y.]

EXCITMENT, who were gathering to decide which of the countries great events they could lay their hands on.. eventually it was decided not to worry too much about events , and look toward getting rid of the MONSTRSITY of a thing known as the "Federation arch".

Someone suggested sending it to Doorstop to see if.....

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[fxst]

could turn it into toothpicks to be used by the thoughtful...........

[fxst]

a BBBlathe and could spin it into some useful.....

[John Saxton]

Nose filters to withstand not only those carcinegenic properties of those Eastern State timbers but also their BBQ's that operate without a good steeped sauce and the appropriate libation of a good quality and quantity of a Coona...

[fxst]

after which a great hue and cry went up as the tritoneers ...............

[fxst]

and the coona whinerys promated it as the drink of......

[John Saxton]

the Age's ..truly full bodied unlike those cold blue nuns, but more in the oak like a good Cab-Sav of said Coona region the likes which until now had never...

[fxst]

been thought of without the development of the bbbl as a wine pressing......

[TOMARTOM]

Beer swigeling, nancy humping, tree hugging,certified...

[fxst]

poofter pressing anal nudging winery tour de force that managed to fix.....

[Caliban]

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