QbnDusty
25th September 2006, 06:56 PM
Heard on the Local Radio today.
An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniverary and decided to go visit the Church where they were married. They duly arrived and wandered around savouring the memories of 50 years ago.
On the drive back home they came to a fork in the road and the old fellow stopped the car.
Do you remember he said, 50 years ago we were in love and impatient and on the way home we stopped here and made love for the first time behind that hedge up against the fence.
Yes she said.
Would you like to do it again he asked.
Oh yes she replied.
So out the car and behind the hedge they went!!!
On the way back to the car the old fellow said "Oh that was great, you have improved with age. 50 years ago you didn't move about like that".
She replied, "No, 50 years ago they did not have Electric fences".
An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniverary and decided to go visit the Church where they were married. They duly arrived and wandered around savouring the memories of 50 years ago.
On the drive back home they came to a fork in the road and the old fellow stopped the car.
Do you remember he said, 50 years ago we were in love and impatient and on the way home we stopped here and made love for the first time behind that hedge up against the fence.
Yes she said.
Would you like to do it again he asked.
Oh yes she replied.
So out the car and behind the hedge they went!!!
On the way back to the car the old fellow said "Oh that was great, you have improved with age. 50 years ago you didn't move about like that".
She replied, "No, 50 years ago they did not have Electric fences".