Wild Dingo
28th April 2007, 04:13 AM
Well... when I was asked to do this review I was a bit surprised The Derek being a forum legend of some note a darksider extraudinaire a sharpener of status alongside the legends of the woodworking fraternity I felt all aquiver at the prospect of meeting such a luminous legendary one as THE DEREK
BUT! In typical Aussie fashion given that the review was to take place on Anzac day at his abode in the big smoke of Perth I gathered to me some small peace offerings such that might take his fancy... some veneers some foreign timbers and me BLUNTER than a brick chisels spokeshaves and a small block plane to give him something to distract him from my incessant somewhat subtle interviewing techniques... and got my daughter her partner and the grandhoon into their car and off we went.
They dropped me at The Derek's place at a gnats past 12 and after making sure I was okay off they went to do some window shopping in the big smoke... while we made our introductions and felt our way to a comfortable zone...
The Derek is an interesting persona in and of himself... although I forgot to ask his country of origin his accent had a touch of the mystic about it... I also got to meet his lovely wife Lindy and the two muttleys... now Lindy would have to be a national treasure to The Derek she sure looked after us the light lunch was wonderful as was the chat... thank you me dear :2tsup: although during our conversation I got the distinct impression they expected me to be some humungous leather wearing bikie type... musta shocked the hell out of them when I showed up!!
Anyway... the review... The Derek is a perfectionist pedantic to the nth degree and has more ways to sharpen a chisel than the two dogs had fur on their backs... So after a yarn about the left hand drive ancient Porsche in the drive he had been restoring for a century or two we moved into the "shed"... its actually a wonder to me how some of the best woodworkers can work in their "sheds" I mean this was a two car garage but the spacial area would have been less than half that yet The Derek seemed happy in his close quaters... and organized to the hilt! Everything neat tidy and had its place the few machines were on wheels and able to be moved
So first thing he does is takes the widest chisel in the box... a small comment or two about the nicks and condition but a gentleman all the same and hes over to the bench grinder fiddlefaddling with a veritas jig... took him a minute or two to set up then hes grinding it.... all the while keeping up a running commentary... very professional tutor like I must say and exactly what I was hoping for from the legend himself... finally it was ground almost to his satisfaction about half an hour later so over to the smallest bench this side of the black stump and suddenly hes sliding it up and down on first one then another then another then another diamond plate thing then out with a bloody great leather strop affair and then he smiles... quite disarming is The Derek's smile... "it should be sharper than youve ever used it" and he slides it over the back of his hand a line of FINE white hair shows on the blade... my turn... MY HANDS BALD!!! :o Sharp? Shyte I coulda shaved the grandhoons bum with this thing!! man...
So he starts on another... this time he goes straight to the bench and does the entire thing on the plate things with a quick swipe on the grinder for good measure... his intention to show me as many different ways of sharpening as he could in the 3 hours we had till I was picked up... so he smiled again... and again the back of my hand was bald in a strip the width of the chisel
We started a tour of the shed mainly his old table saw... and mates I tell you what if The Derek ever wants to sell that baby Im having it!! talk about a ripsnorter bobby dazzler of a machine!! beautifull... his 14in bandsaw with riser is I think his main source of joy in the machine area (aside from the table saw of course) he was as he said "not impressed" with the Delta 12 1/2in thicknesser... and there was quickly muttered at a small lathe in a corner and the disc belt sander next to the table saw
Now I got to make note here... The Derek is a manic plane collector... and I do mean MANIC!... the man has I think every plane known to man and then some extras for good measure... hes got friggin ginormouse wooden planes hes got itsy bitsy tiny thumb planes hes got HNT Veritas Lie Neison planes and other lesser known... he has cupboards of the things!!... amazing... and hes almost as manic with chisels... mainly japanese chisels but a few western ones... and sharp? MAN OH MAN this bloke is annul about sharp
So anyways about then Lindy called us for lunch... we went in to lunch about a half hour later... hey! we got talking :roll: during which I found out that The Derek actually hates sharpening... which was rather alarming when I thought about it
And so back to the shed... round two... so we were up to the lathe chisels... now these were B L U N T seriously so... I looked over at his watch... mmm times a runnin out here and if hes going to be mucking around at the bench grinder Im in deep doodoos... but The Derek smiled grabbed up the skew waltzed over to the disc sander faces up a quick slice upward flip the skew another quick slice up... The Derek turned and smiled as he handed the skew to me... EH?? WHATHA???... I ran it over what was left of the hair on the back of my hand swish no hair in a line the width of the skew!!! BLOODY ELL!!!... so he smiles again picks up the big gouge and still smiling faces up to the disc again a curling motion a look another curling motion and he turns smiling at me again... BULLBLOODYSHYTE!!! no friggin way could my mind comprehend this I mean 2.4 seconds??... but sharp it was... The Derek smiled as he whizzed through the rest of the chisels and handed them back one at a time SHARP... DAMN!!! I was totally gobsmacked dumbfounded and flabbergasted!!.... So looking at him I asked "Why the bloody blue blazes didnt you just tell me that?" The Derek being ever the gentleman that he is smiled again and said quite simply "You wouldnt have believed me if I had... no one does Ive tried to tell the forum on occasion but they dont believe me... maybe they'll believe you?" the grit on the disc was 240 and on the belt 180 but he can go way way up to 1400 if hes in "the zone"
So from me to the forum THIS WORKS!!! Simple quick easy and done in mere seconds!! You blokes LISTEN UP when The Derek speaks about sharpening okay?
So next he took up the metal spokeshave and pulled it apart... mmm he stopped smiling... uhoh... he smiled and got stuck in first making a quick jig for the blade to sit in while he sharpened it on the stones... he got it sharper than its been since I got it but was concerned that it wouldnt hold an edge due to being very thin metal... so we put that away and he picked up the wooden one a quick couple of whacks with a mallet and the blades sitting on the bench... he picks up a file and starts to filing gives it a quick flattening on the disc changes disc pads to a leather one and a bit of some majik green stick stuff an quick couple of swishes and its back to the bench a few whacks with the mallet and suddenly its taking shavings off!... bloody brilliant I think
Finally time is running out... not that either of us notice other than for my daughters pesky phone call telling me theyre on their way... and so he gets the small block plane and starts sharpening it... finally he shows me that its sort of sharp not the best but about as good as it will get... and suddenly hes opening up the aladins cave of planes taking down a FINE FINE Lie Neison block plane "try this for comparrison" says he... so I do... DROOL!!!... he takes that one puts it back hands me a wooden HNT one.. DROOL!!... next a Veritus... OOOOOOOHHH FRIGGIN DROOLLLLLLLLL!!
We spent the rest of the time at the bench as he talked and showed me his collection of planes and chisels... probably THE single most surpising thing about his collection is that he has the exact same set of lathe chisels as I do! EL Cheepos!!... I thought that pretty cool
So to wind this review of The Derek up
1) The Derek is well worth the meeting!!
2) The Derek's missus the lovely Lindy is a gracious hostess
3) He is a perfectionist and knows his stuff... particularily but not restricted to his wealth and depth of knowledge with regard to planes chisels and sharpening
4) Has a fantastic style of tutoring... relaxed freindly knowledgable and expert
oh and the dogs loved me!! :U And I now and forever more have and will have SHARP chisels and planes!! AWEFRIGGINSOME!! :2tsup:
Thank you for a great arvo Derek and Lindy it was a pleasure
Cheers
Shane
PS... one thing I did notice about The Dereks shed is how QUIET it is... peacefull and relaxing... very few noise making machines... the quiet gentle swish as he ran the blade over the stone a relaxing sound... am I about to turn darksider?? HELP ME HERE!!!... and I thought buying the machines was expensive!!
PS... You just KNEW Id do this didnt you Derek!!! Well if you didnt Lindy did!! :U
PS... Stay tuned for the review of The Ramps coming to you hopefully tomorrow evening... if all goes according to plan the forum doesnt crash again before he reads the pm telling him when to come... now this should be good! :U
BUT! In typical Aussie fashion given that the review was to take place on Anzac day at his abode in the big smoke of Perth I gathered to me some small peace offerings such that might take his fancy... some veneers some foreign timbers and me BLUNTER than a brick chisels spokeshaves and a small block plane to give him something to distract him from my incessant somewhat subtle interviewing techniques... and got my daughter her partner and the grandhoon into their car and off we went.
They dropped me at The Derek's place at a gnats past 12 and after making sure I was okay off they went to do some window shopping in the big smoke... while we made our introductions and felt our way to a comfortable zone...
The Derek is an interesting persona in and of himself... although I forgot to ask his country of origin his accent had a touch of the mystic about it... I also got to meet his lovely wife Lindy and the two muttleys... now Lindy would have to be a national treasure to The Derek she sure looked after us the light lunch was wonderful as was the chat... thank you me dear :2tsup: although during our conversation I got the distinct impression they expected me to be some humungous leather wearing bikie type... musta shocked the hell out of them when I showed up!!
Anyway... the review... The Derek is a perfectionist pedantic to the nth degree and has more ways to sharpen a chisel than the two dogs had fur on their backs... So after a yarn about the left hand drive ancient Porsche in the drive he had been restoring for a century or two we moved into the "shed"... its actually a wonder to me how some of the best woodworkers can work in their "sheds" I mean this was a two car garage but the spacial area would have been less than half that yet The Derek seemed happy in his close quaters... and organized to the hilt! Everything neat tidy and had its place the few machines were on wheels and able to be moved
So first thing he does is takes the widest chisel in the box... a small comment or two about the nicks and condition but a gentleman all the same and hes over to the bench grinder fiddlefaddling with a veritas jig... took him a minute or two to set up then hes grinding it.... all the while keeping up a running commentary... very professional tutor like I must say and exactly what I was hoping for from the legend himself... finally it was ground almost to his satisfaction about half an hour later so over to the smallest bench this side of the black stump and suddenly hes sliding it up and down on first one then another then another then another diamond plate thing then out with a bloody great leather strop affair and then he smiles... quite disarming is The Derek's smile... "it should be sharper than youve ever used it" and he slides it over the back of his hand a line of FINE white hair shows on the blade... my turn... MY HANDS BALD!!! :o Sharp? Shyte I coulda shaved the grandhoons bum with this thing!! man...
So he starts on another... this time he goes straight to the bench and does the entire thing on the plate things with a quick swipe on the grinder for good measure... his intention to show me as many different ways of sharpening as he could in the 3 hours we had till I was picked up... so he smiled again... and again the back of my hand was bald in a strip the width of the chisel
We started a tour of the shed mainly his old table saw... and mates I tell you what if The Derek ever wants to sell that baby Im having it!! talk about a ripsnorter bobby dazzler of a machine!! beautifull... his 14in bandsaw with riser is I think his main source of joy in the machine area (aside from the table saw of course) he was as he said "not impressed" with the Delta 12 1/2in thicknesser... and there was quickly muttered at a small lathe in a corner and the disc belt sander next to the table saw
Now I got to make note here... The Derek is a manic plane collector... and I do mean MANIC!... the man has I think every plane known to man and then some extras for good measure... hes got friggin ginormouse wooden planes hes got itsy bitsy tiny thumb planes hes got HNT Veritas Lie Neison planes and other lesser known... he has cupboards of the things!!... amazing... and hes almost as manic with chisels... mainly japanese chisels but a few western ones... and sharp? MAN OH MAN this bloke is annul about sharp
So anyways about then Lindy called us for lunch... we went in to lunch about a half hour later... hey! we got talking :roll: during which I found out that The Derek actually hates sharpening... which was rather alarming when I thought about it
And so back to the shed... round two... so we were up to the lathe chisels... now these were B L U N T seriously so... I looked over at his watch... mmm times a runnin out here and if hes going to be mucking around at the bench grinder Im in deep doodoos... but The Derek smiled grabbed up the skew waltzed over to the disc sander faces up a quick slice upward flip the skew another quick slice up... The Derek turned and smiled as he handed the skew to me... EH?? WHATHA???... I ran it over what was left of the hair on the back of my hand swish no hair in a line the width of the skew!!! BLOODY ELL!!!... so he smiles again picks up the big gouge and still smiling faces up to the disc again a curling motion a look another curling motion and he turns smiling at me again... BULLBLOODYSHYTE!!! no friggin way could my mind comprehend this I mean 2.4 seconds??... but sharp it was... The Derek smiled as he whizzed through the rest of the chisels and handed them back one at a time SHARP... DAMN!!! I was totally gobsmacked dumbfounded and flabbergasted!!.... So looking at him I asked "Why the bloody blue blazes didnt you just tell me that?" The Derek being ever the gentleman that he is smiled again and said quite simply "You wouldnt have believed me if I had... no one does Ive tried to tell the forum on occasion but they dont believe me... maybe they'll believe you?" the grit on the disc was 240 and on the belt 180 but he can go way way up to 1400 if hes in "the zone"
So from me to the forum THIS WORKS!!! Simple quick easy and done in mere seconds!! You blokes LISTEN UP when The Derek speaks about sharpening okay?
So next he took up the metal spokeshave and pulled it apart... mmm he stopped smiling... uhoh... he smiled and got stuck in first making a quick jig for the blade to sit in while he sharpened it on the stones... he got it sharper than its been since I got it but was concerned that it wouldnt hold an edge due to being very thin metal... so we put that away and he picked up the wooden one a quick couple of whacks with a mallet and the blades sitting on the bench... he picks up a file and starts to filing gives it a quick flattening on the disc changes disc pads to a leather one and a bit of some majik green stick stuff an quick couple of swishes and its back to the bench a few whacks with the mallet and suddenly its taking shavings off!... bloody brilliant I think
Finally time is running out... not that either of us notice other than for my daughters pesky phone call telling me theyre on their way... and so he gets the small block plane and starts sharpening it... finally he shows me that its sort of sharp not the best but about as good as it will get... and suddenly hes opening up the aladins cave of planes taking down a FINE FINE Lie Neison block plane "try this for comparrison" says he... so I do... DROOL!!!... he takes that one puts it back hands me a wooden HNT one.. DROOL!!... next a Veritus... OOOOOOOHHH FRIGGIN DROOLLLLLLLLL!!
We spent the rest of the time at the bench as he talked and showed me his collection of planes and chisels... probably THE single most surpising thing about his collection is that he has the exact same set of lathe chisels as I do! EL Cheepos!!... I thought that pretty cool
So to wind this review of The Derek up
1) The Derek is well worth the meeting!!
2) The Derek's missus the lovely Lindy is a gracious hostess
3) He is a perfectionist and knows his stuff... particularily but not restricted to his wealth and depth of knowledge with regard to planes chisels and sharpening
4) Has a fantastic style of tutoring... relaxed freindly knowledgable and expert
oh and the dogs loved me!! :U And I now and forever more have and will have SHARP chisels and planes!! AWEFRIGGINSOME!! :2tsup:
Thank you for a great arvo Derek and Lindy it was a pleasure
Cheers
Shane
PS... one thing I did notice about The Dereks shed is how QUIET it is... peacefull and relaxing... very few noise making machines... the quiet gentle swish as he ran the blade over the stone a relaxing sound... am I about to turn darksider?? HELP ME HERE!!!... and I thought buying the machines was expensive!!
PS... You just KNEW Id do this didnt you Derek!!! Well if you didnt Lindy did!! :U
PS... Stay tuned for the review of The Ramps coming to you hopefully tomorrow evening... if all goes according to plan the forum doesnt crash again before he reads the pm telling him when to come... now this should be good! :U