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24th December 2007, 02:35 PM
It's a little known fact that between gigs Santa does some woodturning.
When he goes out to cut a hole in the ice to fish he occasionally finds some ancient beech. He brings it back to the igloo shed and whips up some special pieces for those who've been really good. 'Course there's no 240 or 120v up there so he hooks Rudolph up in a treadmill and sets to work on a modded treadly - just like Skew's. And the real reason Rudolph has a red nose is that the shavings spiralling off the lathe stain the poor reindeer's nose. The slander is quite untrue that it's caused by emptying Mrs Claus's many half-drunk sherry glasses.
Santa's elves are especially careful to get woodturners' gift requests right cos they know if Xmas turns out well for us lots of other folk will get presents that are a wonderful surprise.
So what will Santa have brought for you this Xmas?
btw, best wishes for tomorrow and happy New Year :wink:
When he goes out to cut a hole in the ice to fish he occasionally finds some ancient beech. He brings it back to the igloo shed and whips up some special pieces for those who've been really good. 'Course there's no 240 or 120v up there so he hooks Rudolph up in a treadmill and sets to work on a modded treadly - just like Skew's. And the real reason Rudolph has a red nose is that the shavings spiralling off the lathe stain the poor reindeer's nose. The slander is quite untrue that it's caused by emptying Mrs Claus's many half-drunk sherry glasses.
Santa's elves are especially careful to get woodturners' gift requests right cos they know if Xmas turns out well for us lots of other folk will get presents that are a wonderful surprise.
So what will Santa have brought for you this Xmas?
btw, best wishes for tomorrow and happy New Year :wink: