the "or" game

[Black Ned]

Yousoff Islam

Cat Stevens

or Stephens cat

[Incoming!]

Cat Stevens

identity crisis

or

atoning for earlier lifestyle excesses

[Black Ned]

in excess


hanging about


or

loitering

[fenderbelly]

hanging about


wet clothes

or

hang glider

[Ivan in Oz]

wet clothes

___________________________________________

Tee-Shirt Competition

or

Like a Shag

[tea lady]

Like a shag.

On a rock or on the carpet?

[fenderbelly]

on the carpet


nice and soft

or

somewhere else

[Black Ned]

Anywhere else


but here

or

there

[Incoming!]

butt here

over the knee
or
get off my chair

[tea lady]

Get off my chair.

Money down the back or now a pile of splinters on the floor?

[fenderbelly]

splinters on the floor


Kindling

or

lost broom

[Incoming!]

Kindling

Use lots of diesel
or
find a boy scout

[artme]

Lots of Diesel

to keep warm
or
to entertain

[Black Ned]

keep warm


one dog


or


two

[fenderbelly]

keep warm


wool blanket

or

Cherry Brandy

[madrat]

cherry brandy


tipsy

or

plastered

[Ashore]

tipsy

Turvey

or

Half crissed

[tea lady]

Half crissed.

Crissed the road or christmas?

[Incoming!]

Crissed the road

got booked for jaywalking

or

booked for street walking?

[fenderbelly]

street walking


ladies of the night

or

looking for a fag end

[tea lady]

Looking for a fag end.

"I can give up any time I like" or "That's my story and I'm sticking to it."?

[Ivan in Oz]

"I can give up any time I like"
_______________________________________

Lie:~

or

B.S.:no:

[Incoming!]

Lie

like a pig in mud
or
down with a cup of tea and aspirin

[Black Ned]

a


b

or


c

[fenderbelly]

b

to b or not to b


or

beware

[madrat]

beware

of the dog

or

the man with a powertool?

[Incoming!]

man with a powertool

John Holmes

or

Tim the Toolman?

[madrat]

Tim the toolman

Home Improvement

or

Backyard Blitz

[Ivan in Oz]

Home Improvement

________________________________________________

Professionals

or [else]

Shooting in the dark

[Black Ned]

Shooting


Pool


or


Ferals

[Incoming!]

Ferals

Children
or
cats

[tea lady]

Children.

My own little darlings or other peoples spoiled brats?

[Incoming!]

little darlings

Dennis the Menace

or

Ginger Meggs

[Black Ned]

Menace


little Kev

or

Big Jules

[tea lady]

Little Kev.

Super Kev, Saver of the universe? Or Kev the dudd?

[Black Ned]

Big Jules

Cute Welsh Lass


or

Cute Welsh Ass

[tea lady]

Ummm! Cute welsh lass.

With the toothy grin or well turned ankle?

[fenderbelly]

well turned ankle

Heather McArtney

or

long john silver

[madrat]

long john silver



lining

or

sterling

[Black Ned]

John

Lou

or

Loo

[Incoming!]

Lou

Skip to my

or

Costello

[Black Ned]

Skip


Hop a rope


or

just hop it

[fenderbelly]

just hop it


Fence

or


Rabbit

[echnidna]

Rabbit

Roasted

or

Casserole

[artme]

Roasted

Peanuts

or

almonds

[echnidna]

peanuts

Forum members

or

yum yum

[fenderbelly]

forum members

tea lady

or

Incoming

[echnidna]

Incoming

Mail

or

Quick hide its Tea Lady:wink:

[TommyC]

Mail

Pony Express

or

e

[Incoming!]

e

eeeoowww, a kick in the pants

or

ezy does it

[madrat]

kick in the pants


'harry high (pants)'

or

low riders

[Incoming!]

Low riders

sneaky BMXers

or

small cowboys

[tea lady]

Small cowboys.

Lego's new range or round up tiny cows?

[fenderbelly]

new range

oven

or

rifle

[madrat]

rifle


to shoot

or

not to shoot

[Ivan in Oz]

not to shoot

_______________________________________-

Blanks

or

Jammed

[madrat]

Blanks..

draw one

or

fill them in

[TommyC]

Draw one.

Picture

or

Draft beer

[fenderbelly]

draft beer

Light

or


hic!

[tea lady]

Light.

As a feather or blinding?

[Black Ned]

Light


on

or

off

[Ivan in Oz]

off

________________________________________

Smelly old food

or

To the Theatre for a Show

:D

[Black Ned]

Smelly

armpits


or


feet

[fenderbelly]

armpits

for flattening patties

or

making rude noises

[Incoming!]

flattening patties (gross little boy!)

newton

or

doggies

[artme]

doggies

doos

or

breakfast

[Black Ned]

Breakfast

toast

or

muffins

[Incoming!]

toast

you are

or

marshmallow

[Black Ned]

Are


Argh

or



Arrrrrrrrr

[madrat]

arrrrrrrr

pirate


or


pirate's parrot

[fenderbelly]

pirate


long john silver

or


Blackbeard

[tea lady]

Long John Silver.

Found the treasure or Davey Jone's locker?

[ernknot]

Found the Treasure

Dad's shed or the Tip Shop?

[wheelinround]

tip shop

worth a few bob

or

worth less

[Incoming!]

worth less

than a zac
or
than a pinch of chit

[tea lady]

Pinch it.

Nice b*# or they'll never notice?

[Black Ned]

Notice



look at me!!


or


camoflaged

[fenderbelly]

look at me

undressed

or

when i'm talking to you

[madrat]

undressed


firm bod


or


wobbly bits

[fenderbelly]

wobbly bits

AAAHHHHHHH


or


panic buttons

[Incoming!]

buttons

Innies

or

outies

[fenderbelly]

outies


Chewy


or

Gay

[tea lady]

gay.

Nose or abandon?

[Black Ned]

Abandon


A band on the run

or


Discard

[fenderbelly]

on the run


Lord Lucan

or


Cathy Freeman

[Black Ned]

on the run

Mugabe

or

The Colonel

[Ivan in Oz]

Lord Lucan

____________________________

J.C.

or

Lucifer

[Black Ned]

Lucifer

Fire Starter

or

Horny Devil

[Incoming!]

Fire starter
Burning rubber
or
burning the candle at both ends

[madrat]

Burning rubber (definitely)


V8's

or

Formual 1

[Ivan in Oz]

V8
_____________________________________________

Vege Juice:(

or

Petrol Guzzler:(

[tea lady]

Petrol guzzler.

Holden Monaro or Torrak tractor?

[Black Ned]

Holden

Hold n together

or

Ford Pills

[Incoming!]

Ford pills

go fast
or
go hard

[Ashore]

go hard

Wipe on poly ( still in the can )

or

Fired clay

[Black Ned]

Wipe


Folder

or

Scruncher

[Gra]

folder

Metal

or origami

[Black Ned]

Folder


Deep Thinker

or

Nerd

[Incoming!]

Nerd

maths
or
science

[fenderbelly]

maths


subtract


or


divide