the "or" game

[Black Ned]

Divide


and conquer


or


draw and quarter

[fenderbelly]

conquer


defeat


or


conker

[tea lady]

Defeat.

Deez feet or doze feet?

[fenderbelly]

doze feet


smelly

or

36 inches

[Black Ned]

Doze feet


Stink

or

Cold in der toze

[Incoming!]

stink

ee-poo
or
who dropped their guts?

[ernknot]

who dropped their guts

at the BBQ or in the lift?

[Ashore]

at the BBQ


Snags

or

Steak

[tea lady]

Snags.

Gourmet fat free or traditional artery hardeners?

[fenderbelly]

fat free


no taste

or


bread crumbs

[Incoming!]

bread crumbs

hansel and gretel
or
the wicked witch

[fenderbelly]

wicked witch

my ex

or


Germain Greer

[Ashore]

Germain Greer

Ugly and Dumb

or

Dumb and Ugly

[fenderbelly]

dumb

and dumber

or


dumb bell

[Incoming!]

dumb bell

working out
or
waiting up for errant husband

[fenderbelly]

errant husband


he's in the shed


or

he's in the pub

[ernknot]

he is in the shed

thinking about the pub

or

grabbing a can from his secret stash??

[Incoming!]

secret stash

dope
or
cash

[tea lady]

dope.

Kangaroo loose in the top paddock or a boy scout short of a jamboree?

[fenderbelly]

top paddock


lights on no body home

or

Bobby Bungalow

[Incoming!]

body

beautiful
or
corpse

[Black Ned]

body

some


or



any

[Incoming!]

some

2+2= something or other

or

some kind of crazy

[Black Ned]

crazy


Patsy Cline

or


Willie Nelson

[Ashore]

Willie Nelson

On th road

or

High as a kite<!-- / message -->

[Incoming!]

on the road

Qantas Club

or

Virgin Blue lounge

[Black Ned]

Virgin


untouched

or

ugly

[ernknot]

untouched

new or old?

[Black Ned]

Old


Timer

or

Clock

[tea lady]

Clock.

Tick-tock or buzz?

[Black Ned]

Buzz


Lightyear

or


Saw

[Incoming!]

saw

see

or

horse

[Ivan in Oz]

horse

________________________________________

Nag

or

Throat:rolleyes:

[ernknot]

throat

clear

or

deep

[tea lady]

Clear.

Out or sky?

[Ivan in Oz]

sky
____________________________________________

Diver................

or

Writer

[Black Ned]

Writer


Dingo

or

Daddles

[Incoming!]

Dingo

cultural hero
or
kulcha vulture

[Black Ned]

Hero


Rescue


or


Sandwich

[Just Joe]

Rescue


Squad

or

Board

[underfoot]

Board

surf

or

of directors

[Ivan in Oz]

Surf
___________________

Washing Powder:-:-

or

The NET:D

[Incoming!]

Net

spider web
or
wedding veil

[Black Ned]

Wedding


Start of something

or


Beginning of the End

[Incoming!]

Beginning of the End

Invite the religious doorknockers in
or
Release the hounds

[tea lady]

Release the hounds.

Fox hunting or super sleuth?

[underfoot]

fox hunting

red tweeds

or

singles bar

[Black Ned]

Tweeds


Tweedledum

or

Tweedledee

[Incoming!]

Dee

de walt
or
de other thing

[Black Ned]

Walt


Disney

or

Cronkite

[wheelinround]

Walt

A world full of fanatsy & make believe

or


The Worlds a stage

[Black Ned]

Believe


It


or


Not

[fenderbelly]

not


the nine oclock news

or

nice

[underfoot]

nice

french riviera

or

biscuit

[Black Ned]

Biscuit


Tim Tam

or

Chocloate Monte

[ernknot]

Chocolate Monte

Full Monty

or

Half Monty?

[Incoming!]

Full

As a fat lady's sock
or
As a goog

[fenderbelly]

fat ladies sock

full of money

or

with hole in toe.

[Ivan in Oz]

with hole in toe
______________________________________________-

Fix it

or

Fill it

[Incoming!]

fill it

fish
or
knife

[Pusser]

knife

paring

or marking

[artme]

marking

time

or

distance

[Ivan in Oz]

time

or

distance
______________________________________

Metric

or

Imperial

................................Hee! HEE!!! HEE!!!!:D

[wheelinround]

Imperial

Monarchy

or

Rudd Republic

[fenderbelly]

Rudd republic

Banana Republic

or

never happen

[ernknot]

banana republic

monkeys
or
pollies?

[Incoming!]

pollie

wants crackers
or
put the kettle on

[Brickie]

52 pages of Drivel

or


52 pages of Drivel

[echnidna]

52 pages of Drivel

with posts by Brickie

or

Lotsa fun

[Incoming!]

lotsa fun

Give brickie a group hug

or

tickle his tummy

[Brickie]

Lotsa fun

Ya not serious? :?

[tea lady]

Group tickle for Brickie.:D

Live to tell the tale or huge funeral tomorrow?

[Toyboy]

Hey Brickie, I think they're taking the p**s.

[Brickie]

Hey Brickie, I think they're taking the p**s.

Much better than drivel..

Have you people read the rules..:2tsup:

[tea lady]

Much better than drivel..

Have you people read the rules..:2tsup:

Brickie wants us to read the rules?

Pot calling the Kettle or tell him he's dreamin'?

[Brickie]

Hey I didnt write them rules.
http://www.woodworkforums.com/showthread.php?t=55045

I just think it applies here.

[Incoming!]

tell him he's dreaming

anarchist's nightmare
or
big brother rules

[echnidna]

big brother rules

so foller the rules of this thread thread Al

or

butt out:p

[Brickie]

big brother rules

so foller the rules of this thread thread Al

or

butt out:p

Butt the rules is the rules rules, or arent they?:doh::?

Mybe the rules should have an exemption to the "or" game......

[tea lady]

Read the rules or not read the rules?

[Ivan in Oz]

Butt the rules
________________________________

Head Butt

or

Butt Butt:doh:

[Incoming!]

read the rules

look for loopholes
or
suffer from adhd?

[fenderbelly]

loopholes

Knitting

or

defence

[wheelinround]

De-Fence

She Need depaint


or


turn it into wood art

[tea lady]

De paint

Over de lines or on de wall?

[ernknot]

on de wall

graffiti

or

mural?

[tea lady]

Graffiti.

Art or mess?

[Ivan in Oz]

mess

_______________________________

Army Food

or

Hotch Potch

[Black Ned]

Army



Dads


or


Salvation

[Incoming!]

Salvation

knee drill
or
knee capping

[artme]

Kneecapping

Scarface

or

patella

[tea lady]

Scareface.

Claw or craw?

[Incoming!]

claw

mudcrab
or
hammer

[tea lady]

Hammer.

Couple of quick whacks or a gentle tap?

[fenderbelly]

gentle tap

on the rear

or

on the nose

[echnidna]

on the nose

a good thumping

or

a big stink

[tea lady]

A big stink.

Kicked up or chucked?

[fenderbelly]

kicked up

heels

or

football

[ernknot]

football

AFL
or
NRL?

[tea lady]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum! Is that all there is?