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coastie
5th February 2004, 09:30 PM
:D
Go to ebay.com.au
Collectables/tools/hardware locks
and do a search on castrating tool.
Ouch is right!!!!!

oges
6th February 2004, 06:51 AM
do we need to ask why you were searching for one? :D

RETIRED
6th February 2004, 10:17 PM
Was wondering this myself.

DavidG
7th February 2004, 07:41 PM
You only need a little pocket knife and your teeth.
Just remember to spit and not swallow.

rodm
7th February 2004, 11:35 PM
DavidG
I hope you are not speaking from experience :)

fxst
7th February 2004, 11:44 PM
your not considered experienced until you swallow a couple.....rubber rings take all the chance out of it :)
oh the joys of youth
Pete

Pete J
8th February 2004, 02:55 AM
David G is a seasoned rural man - just like my brother in law Jack - who still uses this method for sheep!

AlexS
8th February 2004, 10:07 PM
Swallow every hundredth one to keep count.

rodm
9th February 2004, 12:18 AM
All I can say is have pity on the future son in law :D

Grue
9th February 2004, 05:43 AM
Hi Coastie,

Just wondering about the Subject of this one. :confused:

Similar discussion on another board compared politicians with animals.;)

One reply was that the poster's dog was a democrat - no balls.:eek:

Wonder how that applies here? Best answer wins an evening with Wilson Tuckey.:D

Glenn

coastie
9th February 2004, 05:49 PM
I was scrolling through ebay looking for planes for sale and just
came across it,wasn't deliberately looking for it!
Anyhow that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!
I think they call them priarie oysters or some suchh in Qld.(the remnants I mean)
Had a mate of mine whose favourite trick was to slip them in his girlfriends jeans pockets.
Lovely type,thank goodness he played foootball for Australia!!

JackoH
10th February 2004, 08:26 AM
Sounds like an apochryphal Rugby Union story to me.http://www.ubeaut.biz/offwall.gif

silentC
10th February 2004, 09:11 AM
Have you been reading a dictionary, John?

Christopha
10th February 2004, 07:24 PM
John has obviouslynot been reading his dicktionary, otherwise he would have spelt apocryphal correctly!;)

silentC
10th February 2004, 08:38 PM
Noticed that but didn't want to come across like a smartarse :D :D :D

JackoH
11th February 2004, 09:03 AM
Just checking, to see if anyone was awake.http://www.ubeaut.biz/sleep.gif