Mothers Day

[echnidna]

A tin of Max Factor Knacker Lacquer (it Adds a Lustre to Your Cluster) sounds like a great gift idea.

[ozwinner]

O...............K
What sort of mother are you talking about? :confused:

Im rather disapointed, I bought my mother a coffin last year and she hasnt used it.

Al

[Bob Willson]

Have you offered her any extra little incentives?

[DarrylF]

Well that's where you went wrong Al - you BOUGHT it! Shoulda made her a dovetailed, french-polished masterpiece and she'd be just dying to try it out....

:D

[DaveInOz]

I think this year the kids will want to buy my wife a metabo 12v cordless drill , 2 speed, with the stutter function for driving screws.
She can keep it in my shed.

[jackiew]

DaveInOz ... the danger is that she might decide she wants to keep it for herself ... put up all the shelves and stuff indoors that she's been waiting for :-)

[DaveInOz]

Nahhhh - She wouldn't, would she? Oh , if she finds out how easy it is I'll have to stop procrastinating and dragging these jobs out to avoid house work.

OKAY - new plan, the kids want to give her a night for 2 at a flash hotel.

[Kev Y.]

I was planning to by my MOTHER-IN-LAW a chair this year, but only if she promises to PLUG IT IN!!!!

[gold leader]

Sure she would use it. The drill is heavy enough and the battery heavy enough to make it really good at banging nails into the wall