Whats the scariest thing the missus has asked?

[yowie]

Last night the wife asked me if we had a chisel. This obviously piqued my intrest and I asked her why? So she could scrape some plaster off the fridge (reno's). After raised eyebrows etc, I showed her a 1/4 inch chisel. She said it looks like a screw driver. I hid the keys to the shed.

[rotten_66]

Her: Perhaps we should think about another baby.
Me: We can't control/handle/organise the three we already have!!


Hasn't really spoken that much to me in the last week, wonder why?

[Woodwould]

"Will you marry me?"

[Howdya do that]

Me (watching the footy): "Yes, what ever you think is fair my love".

The question had been: "you really dont give a rats ???? do you?"

[Sparhawk]

I was looking for some chisels, do we have any? Yeees, why? I need to clean the concrete from the recycled paver's.
1. Made sure my chisels were safe and hidden.
2. Showed her where the cold chisels and mallet were.
3. Bought a $10 set of chisels from Aldi, that will stay out on display.

[Waldo]

It's never what she asks, it's what she demands. :yikes:

[Robomanic]

Where do you keep your hammer?

[Ashore]

"I've been thinking " :oo::oo::oo:

[silentC]

Does my bum look big in this?

[mic-d]

Do you want to see the new clothes I bought?
Do you like them?
Cheers
Michael

[Wongo]

"Can we talk?"

No, it is more like "We need to talk."

[jmk89]

Where's the cat?

[silentC]

Have you seen my ABBA CD?

[Wongo]

What do you think of our marriage?

"Fine"

[silentC]

What do you think of my best friend?

[jmk89]

What is this entry on the credit card bill?

[Lignin]

You're right!!!:oo::oo::oo:

[Harry72]

Can we go to "So you think you can dance"?

[jatt]

This one is a bit of a narrative.

[Missus] "Come and do Latin dancing with me. Its fun. You get to dance with other girls."

My reply,"eeer no. Is the instructor um fruity." {the nicest way I could think of to ask of a persons er.... preferences}

[Missus] "No he is bisexual."

I still get a laugh out out that one.

[echnidna]

Can I have your Visa Card?

[orraloon]

Ive had the ''ive been thinking'' one and it is the same as ''are you doing anything next week''. The other one that scares me is'' We could'' paint the house, tile the bathroom, and the list goes on. I still have not worked out the ''We'' part.
Regards
Not putting my name to this.

[44Ronin]

I'll go to the formal with you if you buy me a 500$ dress. :no:

[Groggy]

Would you mind if Mum moved in next door :C

[coffenup]

mine is " honey I ve been thinking" :doh:and the other one "how many ltrs of paint do we need to" :doh:or " I've changed my mind could we" :doh:or " I've seen this in a magazine how could we do that":doh::doh::doh:
Regrads michael

[DavidG]

That show on TV, they did........ Wouldn't that be nice in......:o

[Sapling]

She "you never hear what I say"
Me " of course i'll have a beer, matter of fact I might have a couple, makes me want you more"

Hope she doesn't read this

[MatMann]

Does my bum look big in this?

and the reply should always be "not as big as that outfit you wore yesterday"

[Harry72]

Would you mind if Mum moved in next door :C
Groggy I think you win the worst "Whats the scariest thing the missus has asked?" (http://www.woodworkforums.com/showthread.php?p=892486#post892486):oo:

[sealgb]

im new. how do i post a question?

[Ellemcbeast]

Would you do something for me?

[sealgb]

sure. what?

[Ellemcbeast]

sure. what?

You are either just married or not married.

[sealgb]

i had an ex-wife at 25. i have a son who lives with me 90% of the time...not from the ex. i need some help asking the whole group a question about ryobi.

btw, the worst thing a missus can say: "i love you."

[Groggy]

Groggy I think you win the worst "Whats the scariest thing the missus has asked?" (http://www.woodworkforums.com/showthread.php?p=892486#post892486):oo:MIL now lives next door. Now I get:

"Greg, would you do something for me?", AND

"Greg, would you do something for Mum?".

(e.g. can you help us find mum's teeth :oo: )

:kickcan:

[RufflyRustic]

Scariest thing HWMNBO said to me? I went into your shed and ..... :C

[seriola]

"Could I use that big nail thing"? mmmmm it's a crow bar Dear.

[johnnie52]

Her on the phone to me while I'm at the office.... found this (fill in the blank) at a yard sale for $2.00 but it needs some fixing....

Usually what it needs is a trip to the trash....

[bluegum30]

Sealgb, you will have to ask your question first.lloyd.:rolleyes::D:D

[Papa]

"Remember the muffler on the car?"

[GEEHARD]

Her: Perhaps we should think about another baby.
Me: We can't control/handle/organise the three we already have!!


Hasn't really spoken that much to me in the last week, wonder why?

ditto here, must be something in the air eh??????
:o

[GEEHARD]

MIL now lives next door. Now I get:

"Greg, would you do something for me?", AND

"Greg, would you do something for Mum?".

(e.g. can you help us find mum's teeth :oo: )

:kickcan:

A M.I.L next door.... .

do you know 'mother in law' is an anagram of 'woman hitler'

feel sorry for ya allready. :C

[jackliveshere]

*grabs keys and heads toward shed*

Missus says "you weren't planning to do any woodwork today were you?" :no::whip:

[Lignin]

Come on, I'll help you tidy the shed.:(:(
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!:no::no:

[Robomanic]

You just got that Router - what do you need Jigs for...?

[Shedhand]

Her: Perhaps we should think about another baby.
Me: We can't control/handle/organise the three we already have!!


Hasn't really spoken that much to me in the last week, wonder why?
Prolly only wants the Baby Bonus...lot of that going on down poosville way...:D

[Shedhand]

When I gave the 1st ex the flick I gave her my souped up ex-rally VW Beetle. Great little car. Couple months later she calls me and told me she couldn't start the Bug and that when she lifted the (front) bonnet the engine was gone.:no: true story....

[prozac]

More a statement than a question.
Says she; "You can have an affair if you want, just don't come home and brag about it." You beauty, isn't she the BEST wife!
Me 4 weeks later because I'm so naive and stupidly honest: "Just thought I'd let you know I haven't found anyone yet."
She: "I WAS JOKING YOU IDIOT"

[Waldo]

:rotfl:

[Robomanic]

More a statement than a question.
Says she; "You can have an affair if you want, just don't come home and brag about it." You beauty, isn't she the BEST wife!
Me 4 weeks later because I'm so naive and stupidly honest: "Just thought I'd let you know I haven't found anyone yet."
She: "I WAS JOKING YOU IDIOT"

Might have been focusing on the don't come home bit more than the don't brag about it bit!

[Spanner69]

How about I get my brother-in-law to come help us paint the house. :gaah:
:aargh::aargh::aargh::screwy::screwy::screwy::club:

my response was total silence which she knows is not a good sign.

She then said " we could get my sister up as well if that would help"! :wtf3::banghead::banghead::banghead:

:damn: when will they understand?????????

[Yawally]

What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah,
C'mon
blah, blah, blah, blah,
you and I
blah, blah, blah, blah,
on the floor
blah, blah, blah, blah,
no clothes
blah, blah, blah, blah,
right now !:2tsup::D