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22nd April 2006, 10:09 PM #16
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My dad is a great believer in patience. he says "with enough patience you can get a pound of butter up a cats asre with a red-hot knitting needle"
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22nd April 2006, 10:16 PM #17
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"Breathe out slowly, and squeeze, don't pull the trigger!"......on vermin destruction.
"always plan where your gunna crash"..:eek: on driving lessons
he had the regular when I got home from school "did you get 6 of the best today?"...I never told him when I did
he also taught me as 6 year old that after you have set fire to 40 acres of bush you wont be able to sit down for a week....I had a short career as a firebug.
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"It is better to be ignorant and ask a stupid question than to be plain Stupid and not ask at all" {screamed by maths teacher in Year 8}
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22nd April 2006, 11:40 PM #18
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"never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear". I couldn't work out how to get my elbow in my ear.
"it is better to let some go through to the keeper"........I wish I had taken his advice.
"sink the red and let the white run".......I think he was talking about games we played at the pub on the table with the green felt.
and about someone who did something he thought was pretty stupid "he must have 2, he couldn't be that stupid just playing with one"Scally
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23rd April 2006, 12:03 AM #19
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When teaching me woodwork - "Don't cut yourself on a chisel - it rusts the blade"
When teaching me the facts of life - "Always leave your clothes between her bed and the best escape"
When teaching me to drive - "Never swerve to avoid anything smaller than a child"Cheers
Jeremy
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly
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23rd April 2006, 12:12 AM #20
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Stay away from slow horses and fast women and you'll have no fun at all.
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