Thread: Best advice

One piece of advice from my father that sticks in my mind is:

"If your not in bed by 12 o'clock (midnight)..... come home


Kev

Never really got much advice from the old man, but have never forgotten how he taught me to swim.
Actually, when he threw me in the river, the swimming part wasn't all that hard.
But by the jesus it was hard getting out of that bloody hession bag!

From my late Mother when I joined the RAAF:
Keep away from the main gate, theres girls waiting there who want you to do 'things' to them.
She was wrong
Father on electricity:
Electricity flows around a light globe, not through it.
Needless to say he was not a tech type at all.
And one night at the Shrine in Melbourne while on a photo shoot with a friend, we were approached by the uniformed shrine guard:
Watch ouit for the trees, theres c#nts in them trees that will jump out and get you.
Still get a chuckle out of that, there weren't and we wasn't got

From my Dad: Always buy the best tool you can afford.
From my WW teacher: Never put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your doodle!

My 'ol man told me not to dangle my ding dong in the dirt, and to date I dont think I have. :confused:

Al

' PUT YOUR DEODERENT ON ! '.....I didn't stink ! She was just a clean freak...

Mum also used to say,,,,,' remember, NO Glove, NO love ' . :confused. I finally got it, after having kids. But arn't mums sposed to tell their daughters that ?! ...not their sons ....

Originally Posted by graemet

From my WW teacher: Never put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your doodle!

:eek: I can see he's never had diaper duty!

My old man told me "Be your own man, don't take advice from wankers." Later he gave me a clip around the ear for ignoring him.

Also, the day I got my license he made a thing about presenting me with the keys to the family car, gravely telling me "Keep the greasy side down, boy!" Of course, that 'un led to a bit more than a clip around the ears.

"Eye diddle eye dye
Shyte or bust
Never let your bollocks
Dangle in the dust."

Wise words.

Originally Posted by craigb

"Eye diddle eye dye
Shyte or bust
Never let your bollocks
Dangle in the dust."

Wise words.

Craig me ol' mate. How do you keep posting when your log in light says you're not logged on :confused:

Originally Posted by Gumby

Craig me ol' mate. How do you keep posting when your log in light says you're not logged on :confused:

Smoke an mirrors.

Al

He's running silent.

Originally Posted by Gumby

Craig me ol' mate. How do you keep posting when your log in light says you're not logged on :confused:

Stealth mode bro.

Never eat more than you can lift....


My old man never gave that much advise, he just taught by bad example....

As Wongo's dad may have advised

If we all put our hands up, it may come back on, after all:

Manyhands make light work!

Cheers,

P