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  1. 23rd April 2006, 07:57 PM #1
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    Default Fess up you lot.

    How many of you have wanted to have your very own confessional in the bedroom?

    Well wonder no more, it is now possible to have one.



    This thing is at the Craporium, it scares the bejabous out of me, its an old Kaurri pine wardrobe that someone converted to a 'fess up box.

    Complete with many "Thouts".

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  3. 23rd April 2006, 08:22 PM #2
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    So this bikie goes into the church and into the confessional , after a few minutes of silence the priest says " can I help you my son"
    and the biker says " yes is there any paper in yours"
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  4. 23rd April 2006, 08:39 PM #3
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    Do you think he (probably not a she) self flagellated while he was in there? :eek:

    Geez Al, you don't call it the craporium for nothing do you?
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    A few commandments missing there Al. Must be a protestant box

    Anyone know the missing three.
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  6. 23rd April 2006, 09:17 PM #5
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    The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boban
    Anyone know the missing three.
    Thou shall keep thy tools sharp

    Thou shall not covet thy neighbour's ass (or goat)

    Thou shall release the bandsaw tension when thou is finished with thy machine
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    aww no.. I can just see the poor kid who grew up with that in the shed.
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    Thou shall use the appropriate tool for the job, even if it has a plug and lead, or not.

    Mistakes do not equal character.

    Thou shall not covet thy neighbour's ass (goat and sheep in my neighbour's case). Love it Craig.
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    Thou must not play with Mr Happy..
    Well not in the Fess box anyway..

    Al :eek:
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  11. 23rd April 2006, 09:45 PM #10
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    actually, the first picture reminds me of the little kitchen in 's workshop
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore
    So this bikie goes into the church and into the confessional , after a few minutes of silence the priest says " can I help you my son"
    and the biker says " yes is there any paper in yours"
    I have to confess...I just fell off my chair laughing at that one.
    That's the only thing I'll confess...you'll have to beat the rest out of me.
    There's a boat inside me trying to get out.
    Was it something I ate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb
    Thou shall not covet thy neighbour's ass
    I don't covet the whole thing, just a piece of it would do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug the slug
    actually, the first picture reminds me of the little kitchen in 's workshop
    With the same chair???
    One size fits all
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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