Thread: My fine furniture

Al you old perv, I see your missus near the door (both of them), but I think all the nude people hanging from the roof are a bit much.

Al,

You obviously take advertising seriously - do you employ an advertising executive or do you do it yourself?

I can't wait for the radio and television ads (they will have to be on late I suppose)

Originally Posted by Ben from Vic.

I see your missus near the door (both of them)

Ben, only one is his missus, the other is Alana herself.


Peter.

Al,

I'm curious... how does one cut off a finger without a trace of blood? It's got me stumped! :confused: :confused:

Dean,

Al freezes his hand prior to cutting off his fingers, it stops the blood from splattering plus it makes it easier for the micro surgeons. Al lives not far from an arterial road so the ambulance trip doesn’t take very long. It's a neat trick to play at parties.

When Al was first developing the trick he used a tourniquet prior to cutting off his fingers in a vein attempt to stem the blood flow. This method was abandoned because it gave him pins and needles in his fingers which was uncomfortable as you can imagine.

Originally Posted by Dean

Al,

I'm curious... how does one cut off a finger without a trace of blood? It's got me stumped! :confused: :confused:

You need to have a plastic finger of course!

You have a good sense of style Al, your furniture conversions look good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bless you my son, now say three hail Marys and take a cold shower.


Al

Does a cold shower fix a brown nose?

Usually.


Al

Yesterday I had the privelige of visiting Al's fine establishment and I carefully studied his work. It is definately his best work so far.

I can honestly say that I have never seen any place seen like the Craporium. It seems small from the outside but as you enter it seems to open up into various sections and as you walk through it you finally end up outside at the back not knowing how to get out. Clever strategy Al

The items for sale reminded me of all the various things we have owned over the years from old records, furniture, bikes, wheelbarrows, plumbing fittings, old gal iron sheets and timber. It was an eye opener and a time capsule.

Al was nowhere in sight ( alledgedly buying more stock but I am sure secretly gone to his workshop ) and Mrs Ozwinner was in charge and having been in the window must have helped for there were many customers.

Peter.

Hi Peter

Yes, sorry to have missed you, but I was out working, if you can call spending money at an auction, working.
Ive never had a job with so much fun involved, its almost immoral.
I hope to catch you next time around, BTW, I hear you bought a plane, sounds like your on the slippery slope. :eek:

Al

Al, Senior Crapologist.
Purveyor of Fine Crap
This sh!ts better than the other crap

Originally Posted by ozwinner

I hope to catch you next time around, BTW, I hear you bought a plane, sounds like your on the slippery slope. :eek:

Al

Yes, a plane to add to my growing collection which I am still restoring. This one I want to convert into a scraper plane. Also a glue pot for using hide glue, I must be further down that slope than I realised. :eek:

BTW Mrs Ozwinner remembered me from that time when I attended the Sandfest festival, amazing memory as she also remembered my board name.

Peter.