Major problem with this BBS

[Bob Willson]

I have discovered a major problem with this BBS. It takes up too much time. By the time I have done a search for all the latest contributions and read them all and then done another search in case something came in while I was reading something else, there is no time left to actually do anything.

I get home at 4:30 in the morning, check the board. OK, there are 3 pages of stuff to read. 1 to 1 1/2 hours later I go to bed.
Get up about 2pm and check the board. OK, 2 pages of stuff to catch up on.

Go downstairs to my workroom to have a look around; damn I left a tool upstairs in the computer room. While I am getting it I may as well check out the board again. ... And so it goes.

6 pm, time to make dinner. Ah well another day gone.

[oges]

Gee you really love this BB lately .. what next, Jokes not funny enough?



apologies if I read this wrong and you were just making an observation of how much you visit the site

[ozwinner]

Originally posted by oges
Gee you really love this BB lately .. what next, Jokes not funny enough?

Probably pick on you for bad spelling, or something so trivial.

[Gumby]

and he gets upset if you don't use your grammar proper !

[Caliban]

leave my grandma out of this!

[Bob Willson]

JeeszIdunno, I try to make a joke and everybody jumps down my throat.

Also Gumby, I don't think that you should bring Hovo's Grandmother into this either. Shame on you picking on a little old lady.

[JackoH]

You started it!:mad:

[silentC]

That's funny, I seem to remember having a similar conversation with you recently, John.

I'm just a boy whose intentions are good,
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood....

[DaveInOz]

I've been visiting this BB for so long during work time that my productivity standards (based on last years results) are based on times when I was visiting. This means if I don't visit my figures will be wrong, and I don't want to be too productive, could put some one out of a job.

[ozwinner]

Now your realy starting to freak me out Silent.

[silentC]

What, don't you like The Animals? Or is it the Shakespeare?

[ozwinner]

Now I get it, The Animals, drugs, Shakespeare.

[silentC]

Yes, drugs - that's the problem. I keep forgetting to take my medication.

[Gumby]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bob Willson
[B]JeeszIdunno, I try to make a joke and everybody jumps down my throat.

We couldn't jump down your thraot Bob, your foot would be in the way

[Caliban]

Silent (Darren)
We know who you are...

I am truly sorry to all that don't like Shakespeare, but as John Hambly so eloquently put it... "Silent C. started it!"
By now you all know I am a chalkie and therefore prone to outbursts of idiocy such as...

...But to say I know more harm in him than in myself, were to say more than I know. That he is old, the more the pity, his white hairs do witness it; but that he is, saving your reverence, a whoremaster, that I utterly deny. If sack and sugar be a fault, God help the wicked! if to be old and merry be a sin, then many an old host that I know is damned: if to be fat be to be hated, then Pharaoh's lean kine are to be loved. No, my good lord; banish Peto, banish Bardolph, banish Poins: but for sweet Jack Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, true Jack Falstaff, valiant Jack Falstaff, and therefore more valiant, being, as he is, old Jack Falstaff, banish not him thy Harry's company...

So Mr. Silent Falstaff
You have been uncloaked.
Ha
cheers
Jim