It twas the announcement we had all been waiting for...
Great smiles abound the forums that was sure.

Every night he graced the screen, the god of woodworking was his name...
Oh lifestyle channel, why so much more of the same?

We have seen the breakfront cabinet, press cupboard and kitchen secretary...
The thought of no new episodes was simply scary.

Yet we loitered in front of the television, eyes glued to the screen...
If I see another repeat episode tomorrow, I think will scream!

But tomorrow is another day, and join with me and we will say...
Comeon, give us new Norm, or we simply will not pay!

Be sure to read, understand and follow the safety instructions he chants...
Nothing compares to repeat pay tv episode rants.