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  1. 19th March 2012, 10:41 AM #1
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    Default Prevent colon cancer.

    I reckon it'd be pretty easy to knock up one of these:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApG8Hjs-wr8"]Squatting to poop - The Squatty Potty - YouTube[/ame]

    What sort of finish? (I'd like to have something that is easy to clean). Keep in mind us fellas are notoriously bad aimers. What sort of timber should I use? I'd need something durable as the stress on this thing when someone poops is immense. Will I still be able to read the paper? Maybe a slot on the side to hold reading material is a good idea?

    Your thoughts?
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  3. 19th March 2012, 03:28 PM #2
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    You would have to finish it with a Poly finish......even a 2 Pak
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  4. 19th March 2012, 03:46 PM #3
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    You could make it out of crapiata and finish it with t*rd polish.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.

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  5. 19th March 2012, 04:17 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    You could make it out of crapiata and finish it with t*rd polish.
    Can you get t*rd polish in a variety of colours and viscosity?
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  6. 19th March 2012, 04:18 PM #5
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    t*rd polish? I didn't think that you could polish a t*rd.
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  7. 19th March 2012, 04:20 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    Can you get t*rd polish in a variety of colours and viscosity?
    I am sure that SJT, in his profession, has seen many variations
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  8. 19th March 2012, 04:32 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by yowie View Post
    t*rd polish? I didn't think that you could polish a t*rd.
    I saw an episode of Mythbusters where they managed to do just that.


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  9. 19th March 2012, 05:02 PM #8
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    The purpose is not to polish the t*rd but to use the t*rd as a polish. The viscosity of which may well determin the gloss level.
    I wonder if it should be applied by hand or should it be sprayed on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yowie View Post
    t*rd polish? I didn't think that you could polish a t*rd.
    Reminds me of my lecturer when I was training to be a Plastics teacher. He was from Eastern Europe and couldn't pronounce the "th" sound. When demonstrating how to prepare a cement joint for Acrylic we were supposed to "file down a third", except he always said "file down a t*rd". I suppose if you can file it, you must be able to polish it!!
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  11. 19th March 2012, 05:53 PM #10
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    Isn't it fun to see the reaction when a topic below the waist is raised
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  12. 19th March 2012, 06:01 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by nrb View Post
    Isn't it fun to see the reaction when a topic below the waist is raised
    Indeed
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    Quote Originally Posted by nrb View Post
    Isn't it fun to see the reaction when a topic below the waist is raised
    Was that waist or waste?
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  14. 19th March 2012, 10:37 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesand View Post
    I am sure that SJT, in his profession, has seen many variations
    Indeed. In fact I'm rather immune these days. Would anyone like an accurate description of the various types I've seen? Oh, wait a minute, we actually use the bristol stool chart at work, let me find you a copy (attached). Whoever researched this must of been hard core.
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  15. 20th March 2012, 12:20 AM #14
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    Surely there must be more then the seven types. What about the foot long?
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    I should also ask are you going to do a work in progress?
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