Thread: My shed accredited shed sign

G'day Dingo,

So you've joined a select group of blokes with sheds who have Shed Accredited Sheds, the rest of the mob think they have have sheds - but without a sticker -

What's the story on the Backyard Legend? Does that mean we have to greet you with some sort of secret grunt and nod? Have you risen to some higher order of blokes with sheds who have Shed Accredited Sheds and also have Backyard Legend staus?

Yay verily sir Waldo... There wast a time whenst all a poor lowly bloke could attain was a "shed accredited shed" sign and be happy and content

Then wonders of wonders there came a time when a bloke could raise above the scurrilous motley crew and aspire to having a "GOOD SHED" and be happy and content

Now the gods have shined and smiled down upon us more worthy souls and given us stature beyond our previous aspirations for not only do we attain the righteous status of "Good Shed" but we are given the brilliance of being "Backyard Legends

AND THEN... twas so favorable to the gods that they decided lo an behold ye of lowly rank we will foist upon said Good Shed plus Backyard legends the wonderous title of Tinkerer with the heavenly sign "I tinker therefore I am"

And they rested on their laurels from there on for the gods were pleased

Oh Hallowed Wild Dingo,

Thou art raised above mortal blokes.

I am yet one rung below thine high and lofty standing and find here amonst thou precence that I have much yet to learn.

Yeah right!! More like duhhhwent himself

You know Ive got another thread comin up... in the tools section I think since its about some things in that shed accredited backyard legend tinckerers thing out the back there ...evil mean spirited ugly fugly orange things they are

Anyways not to worry... at least were accredited eh? unlike those poor unfortunates who dont have accreditation on their blokes sheds... oh an accredited sheds belonging to sheilas of course

Originally posted by WALDO

"I am yet one rung below thine high and lofty standing and find here amonst thou precence that I have much yet to learn."

Tell us Sir Waldo, does the sun really shine from just above?<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

G'day Linden,

Lighten up.

Linden wants to know if the sun doth shine from Dingo's behind

G'day Linden,

SilentC has thus enlightened me to your good question.

Not knowing what lies behind Dingo I knoweth not from whenst the sun shineth from.

Hoorah to Backyard Legends!

Hoorah!

Hoorah!








(Hey! Where'd that fish come from? Begone I say, begone.)

Yet another fine Shed Accreditation for the league of backyard legends, welcome to the ranks junior!

Fun stuff Dingo!
My shed sign says "PRICK" which as I live in the Pyrennees hills stands for

Pyrennees Research Institute for Consumate Knowledge

I call myself the CEO of PRICK.

Must get a photo to post........you legend!

Regards,
Noel

Dingo mate, an F100 isn't complete unless its got one of those stickers that reads:

Don't Like my Driving? Dial 1800 EAT SH*T

Harry I thank ye for the welcome to the esteemed higher stratosphere of such brillaince and light of the shed accredited figitfarter tinkerer backyard legend band of merry fellas an sheilas

Of course note must be made that simply due to my new esteemed position this gives me even more right and justification for asking many more stupid dumbassed brain farting questions.

It also doesnt take away my inane inability to remain content with the inner things within the dark confines of said shed accredited good shed and will be forever determined to change move alter and bemoan the said contents

However I feel I must say that Linden may well be right... Whilst out in that shed accredited good shed this arvo working away in the reletive dark coolness there came upon me a light... twere a light of such scorching brilliance an luminance that at first I was stunned then I went in search of its origin for being a tinker of great renown within the confines of said shed accredited shed it had crossed my mind to harness such luminance and make it a controlled light source for the cave.

I sought it here I sought it there... I sought it everywhere that shining brilliance

But twere only when I walked past the old mirror in the corner that awaits me tinkerin hands to convert its ugliness into stunning beauty that I noticed the source of the said light of luminace... for as I passed I farted as I am wont to do from time to time and the light it indeed did get blindingly yet more brilliant... I looked and farted again and was stunned... For yes indeed the light emerged in a continuous stream right outta me bum! I wondered how I might harness such a thing but came to the conclusion that the only way would be to cover the walls of the shed with mirrors and that I thought would never do for liken to the heresy of layin high shag carpet chintz curtains and no beer in the said shed accredited good shed it wouldst bring myself into disrepute...

So it now goes without saying the light from Dingos bum shall forever be hidden from the awe driven veiw of anyone Tis sad I know and yes I understand your utter and complete disappointment but such it is that if you were to enjoy its brilliance you would forever more be blind and that mates is something I could not be held responsible for So from here on my bum is off limits to one an all... sorry no I cant change it not even for Linden The red leatherette wearin one I may MAY I SAY just about give into the darkside of my nature but even then tis doubtfull for she be such a wonderous wee little woodwhisperer that even I in my abject majesty could not consider such a thing... so no Im sorry but thats the way it is

Now Harry ol chap ol bean ol cobberleroney of mine I do have several rather innerestin questions to put to yer but shall reserve that for another thread I shall now hasten to create

Cheers an to be a shed accredited sheddite is a wonderous thing... and I am presently looking at other stickers for the F100 to suit my extreme nature

Dingo, stickers I saw at my local bargain store that would be ideal for the 'F'

I'm a Virgin (this is a very old sticker)
or maybe:
Nice Legs. What time do they open?