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Thread: Going Down For the Third Time
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21st February 2007, 10:14 AM #1
Going Down For the Third Time
Help - does anyone have a spare self cleaning horizontal surface or an unused Tardus.
Down to working on the last 2 sq foot of my workbench. Contemplated moving out onto the verandah but THE BOSS said it would hasten the date of the Worlds Biggest Garage Sale when I died. Suggested that I get rid of some of the pieces of timber I have been storing for the past 40 years but I know most of them on a first name basis!Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn
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21st February 2007, 04:20 PM #2
I have a spare Tardis, and no, the Dalek is NOT included. I HATE those damn things!
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22nd February 2007, 12:38 AM #3
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning horizontal surface. Although not widely known to science, all horizontal surfaces contain a gravitational anomaly, such that all matter is attracted to them. Workbenches exhibit this phenomenon more so than other horizontal surfaces, even if the workbench is not perfectly level.
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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22nd February 2007, 08:58 AM #4
Joe, Sounds like it is similar to the "Law of Selective Gravity" which basically says that "dependant on the weight of an object it will either fall on your foot or roll into the most inaccessable position".
Anyway every one knows there is no such thing as gravity - the World sux!
cheers
Bruce CNever play leapfrog with a Unicorn
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23rd February 2007, 09:58 PM #5
Warning,warning
Warning danger! Will Robinson
Waddever happens do not clean your bench.Disaster can only follow.You risk losing the placement of all the "stuff" on the bench.
Once you allow cleaning up and movement of precious irreplaceable "stuff" loss often follows in trips to tip and having your good "stuff" given away. Your impeccable system of knowing the location , level and depth of any item of "stuff" on your bench will be destroyed and lost for ever.
Build a new bench. I am up to bench 9. and three of them are mobile.
Do not succumb friend .
Grahame
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23rd February 2007, 10:52 PM #6
Been there , done that , got the T shirt! Once threatened by a flooding river, I dismantled a Vicmark lathe to lighten it so as to move it to higher ground. Tailstock and toolrest stored in box and during subsequent clean up relocated box and contents to help with the landdfill at the local dump - sob sob. (Anyone use a VM headstock and bed)
Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn
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23rd February 2007, 11:34 PM #7Tailstock and toolrest stored in box and during subsequent clean up relocated box and contents to help with the groundfill at the local dump
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24th February 2007, 12:56 PM #8Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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24th February 2007, 01:26 PM #9
self cleaning bench
You blokes need to have look in the metal working section archive. Andy Mac made a bench with a tool mount on each surface- a grinder on one side and sometime else on the .
Put in a pivoting hinge point and flip it over!
Viola! as the frogs says- self cleaning.
Grahame
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