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Nice shot mate, the grandkids look just like you, you must be so proud

Chip off the old block?

Originally Posted by DaveInOz

the grandkids look just like you, you must be so proud

Very clever.

The cousins won't be making the trip! More tucker for the grandies

Hey Termite!

If the rellos are getting a bit out of hand, send 'em to my place. They look as though they'd just about fit two to a 000 hook!

Cheers,

P (livebait caster)

What are you chasing Midge???? :confused:

More bait?

I had your arch-nemesis at my house last night, Termite. He found some activity in the ground monitors and is coming back in a month to replace the timber strips with a lovely white block of stuff that your southern relatives are going to just die for. But before they do, they'll take it back to the nest and spread the love. Merry Christmas little house-eating white guys. It will be your last. Mwah hah haaaaaaaah

"a lovely white block of stuff that your southern relatives are going to just die for."

Silent , do you know the name of the white stuff??

WARNING: Some details described here may be distressing to Termites

It's called 'Sentricon IG Termite Bait'.

It's the one that stops them from being able to moult.

Originally Posted by silentC

It's called 'Sentricon IG Termite Bait'. .

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. The main course for Xmas dinner. Don't you people realise that with the EPA laws around now, anything that can legaly be sold is so inefectual that it's just about useless.
At the last conference of Amalgamated Pests Inc. we decided to "White Ant" the EPA and take controll, YeeeeeHaaaaaa!

We used to use a jelly for your northern cousins Mastotermes darwiniensis, whose name I have forgotten. But I believe it was more or less 100% dioxin. You could end up looking like a Ukrainian presidential candidate if you had a taste of that.

Rocker

I love the legs on that sheila termite third from the top - very sexy indeed. I wouldn't mind going through a few logs with her.

As to you others - stop being specist.

I might walk around the corner, and sneak in unnoticed amongst all your relos.

I'll be the one with only 2 legs, and probably sneaking out with armloads of small offcuts of jarrah nibblies (as mentioned in another post).

Cheers,
Andrew

Now that Christmas is over and I have got over the excessive eating and drinking you could send the relos lmy way. I will look after them promise.

Cheers