another health scare thread.

[Toggy]

Get well soon Ewan.

Oh. and don't worry too much about catching one of the nurses, they are nothing special. I know, I am married to one.

Ken

[SurfinNev]

Yeah mate get well soon. Speaking of nurses. I was in hospital once and was feeling pretty crook. Went for a shower with the drip and the other bits still attached to me and half way through, a good looking nurse walks in and asks if I need any help. I said no thanks. Later thought that that was may have not been the correct answer.

Nev

[Auskart]

Best wishes and a speedy recovery Ueee.

[Steamwhisperer]

Just wondering if you would like me to bring in some swarf and sprinkle it around to make you feel better. Oh, and I might bring in a bottle of layout stain and tip it out all over the table beside your bed.
Seriously mate, take it easy and get hell bent on a speedy recovery.
Thinkin' of ya.

Phil

[eskimo]

get well soon Ewan

[simonl]

Could be too.......I have the perfect excuse lined up though......its the drugs man..

How are you feeling today Ewan, Getting better everyday I hope?

Simon

[Ropetangler]

As everyone else has already said, Get well real soon Mate.
I must respectfully differ in opinion with Ken when he says that "nurses are nothing special," because he is married to one, Anyone getting around with needles that size is special, and don't you forget it.and yes I am married to one too.
Phil you could put some of that layout stain into the collection bottle of his urinary catheter if he has one, - that should get him a swag of new tests.
I hope that you get home real soon Ewan, Cheers,
Rob.

[rwbuild]

Get well soon Ewan.

Oh. and don't worry too much about catching one of the nurses, they are nothing special. I know, I am married to one.

Ken

With a comment like that you may end up in casualty hoping that your wife isnt the sister in charge....

Get well soon Ewan