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  1. 16th February 2010, 08:16 PM #31
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    I was going to say something witty about hand jobs, but I thought better of it. This thread's already on a slippery slope methinks .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

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  3. 17th February 2010, 06:35 AM #32
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    Tip of the day

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    Shaving's not the problem. The problem is about 93cm south of my nose and on the other side of my body. Your solution just scares the S#!& out of me, therein lies the predicament.

    Addendum: Of course, this could be a solution to my hemorrhoid problem.
    Can see you don't need the 'stay positive' tip GJ.

    You can already see the upside of the downside
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  4. 17th February 2010, 07:50 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by rsser View Post
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    You can already see the upside of the downside
    Not without a mirror I can't .
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  5. 18th February 2010, 11:03 AM #34
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    SCA sell those little round ones on a telescoping shaft.

    Now that'll give the missus something to wonder about if she sees you!

    TIP OF THE DAY ...

    If after the op you're not feeling positive the surgeon may have got the polarity wrong, so get out the multi-meter and chk.

    You may also need an RCD. Amber fluid in modest quantities seems to work well ;-}
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    TIP OF THE DAY

    Since your dominant hand is likely to be weak for some time after the snip, build up strength now in the other hand by using it for everything you normally use the other one for.

    (Oops, on the slippery slope now )
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  7. 19th February 2010, 11:16 PM #36
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    Maybe this thread should just be put in the orange room now to save time. Although it is fun talking in innuendo.
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    Did you know that innuendo is Italian for pessary suppository?
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  9. 20th February 2010, 06:35 AM #38
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    You beat me to it Ern, I suppose there is an upside to insomnia . Actually I heard it as innuendo was Italian for suppository.
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    & you beat me to it; just came back from shopping ready to make the correction, did so then saw it was redundant

    wonder what redundant is Italian for?

    endoscope we can guess ;-}

    .... vision of the end of time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rsser View Post

    wonder what redundant is Italian for? Stomped on de ant twice?

    endoscope we can guess ;-}

    .... vision of the end of time?
    Light at the end of the tunnel vision?
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    LOL.

    Last tip John:

    Write on yr right palm

    NOT THIS ONE!
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    So break a leg tomorrow everyone.
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    Thanks Anne-maria.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rsser View Post
    LOL.

    Last tip John:

    Write on yr right palm

    NOT THIS ONE!

    Honestly, It took me all day to get it. Very funny Ern, I wonder if the surgeon has a sense of humour.
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    Shldn't need one for what he does. The nurses will sort all that out, hopefully.

    Lastest last tip ..

    If he comes by b4 the op just let slip that yr Don Giovanni, Don of the Carrum Downs concrete boot makers, and you neither forgive nor forget

    That shld help him focus

    Good luck.
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