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  1. #31
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    Latest labourer is a red, last was a blue
    There was a young boy called Wyatt
    Who was awfully quiet
    And then one day
    He faded away
    Because he overused White


    Floorsanding in Canberra and Albury.....

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    150 kg = 330 lbs

    sure you don't mean pounds?

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    Average weight for a male mastiff is about 80kg or 180lb.

    Ever seen the movie "Sandlot Kids" ?
    He was 143kg
    However that size is a freak.
    I have bred mastiffs and used a stud dog from Sth Australia who weighed 110kg or about 250lb

    http://www.animalshelter.org/pet-tip...the_world.html
    Last edited by Merlin086; 16th June 2007 at 03:24 PM. Reason: More info

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    This is Jack (My Kids named him) he is 2yrs old, and is part human part Jack Russell.
    Regards
    Al .

    You don't know, what you don't know, until you know it.

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    Malese/shitzu 1yo and a border collie 14yo
    smile and the world will smile with you

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    Ned (standing) the 15 year old deaf and arthritic WA red clould kelpie who was told he had about a month to live 2 years ago from the growth on his snout that exploratory surgery showed was eating into his head - he refuses to stop long enough to die. Rusty the lazy Tasmanian red cloud kelpie with the big ???? (bred for cattle - looks like a blue healer in disguise) and Bud the 38 kg pound dog who was saved from death row ( my wife works at a local council and they send emails with pictures around to try and get employees to take the dogs - he was down to his last hours). Beautiful tempered dog and very affectionate but after owning kelpies he is as dumb as a post and has an accelerator that is far bigger than his brakes. We would not swap any of them for anything.


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    This was our pride and joy until last week.
    Collie (Collette) was a toy poodle, the smartest dog I've ever come across. She never shed hair, ate a couple of cans of dogfood a week, was terrific company for both SWMBO and me. At 15, she finally succumbed to old age, the saddest day that I can remember. There's nothing that can compare to the death of a great mate to make a grown man blubber like a baby.

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    Ours is the smaller one on the right (toy) with his 'cousin' a standard poodle. You can see his dog kennel I built last year here.
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    This is my babies. She is a grot, baths are a waste of time.
    The one with the three dogs are all our dogs. Bo is the chihuhua, Missy is the one with all the brown on her back she went to puppy heaven. She was a rat. Went to bite the kids face and everything if they got down on the floor. She was just savage but dangerously savage. Provoked with hissy fits for no reason. We think she may of had a brain tumour.

    the big dog she is ours too we are not sure how we are going to move with her she is afraid of cars. and she is not the tiniest of dogs. Patch is not sure what she claimed us and now we won't let her go. She is part of the family and we love her. She is the big brown dog. The black one she is ours but she is now company dog. She spends more time at the inlaws she has not like staying here since we lost all our other dogs in a house fire. She not like staying ever since. So she is getting left in Winton when we move with the inlaws as it is we are over the dog quota but we can't bring ourselves to cull any out
    bye Toni
    Toni

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    My mate Bailey. Beagle now two years old and the biggest softie you ever met.
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

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    Staffy Cross and Staffy

    As Vernonv says.

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    Im an expectant father.....

    Im expecting to get this little bundle of fluff from Neil in about 4 weeks or so.

    He is a Jack Russell/Staffy cross we think.

    I cant wait..

    Al

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    So, what's his name then Al?

    Will you be handing out cigars at Noel's get together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner View Post
    Im an expectant father.....

    Im expecting to get this little bundle of fluff from Neil in about 4 weeks or so.

    He is a Jack Russell/Staffy cross we think.

    I cant wait..

    Al
    So has herindoors picked a name yet
    Cheers

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    Erindoors names, fluffy, sweetie, puppy.

    Mine, more manly of course is Arfa, as in arfa Jack Russell.

    Itll get all them names for sure.

    I think so far the official name is Arfa...but this could change as I dont have the veto vote.

    Al

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