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  1. 31st October 2004, 04:07 PM #1
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    Talking Air Respirator - What's That Awful Smell - My God, It's Me!

    I don't know if this should go here or in the 'Woodie Jokes' forum.

    I just came out of my shed where I had been happily working away finishing up a production run of Christmas presents, my Triton Air Respirator working away pumping fresh air into my helmet. It's great to be creating volumes of wood-dust and not have it clogging up ones nose or getting into ones eyes.

    Suddenly, this awful smell, almost overwhelming, filled the helmet and causing me to gasp. Wow! It almost overcame me! But soon the helmet cleared and the fresh air was back. Then it happened again. It was just too much.

    Then I realised what was happening. The air pump hangs from the waist strap just a few centimetres from my ---hole. Yep, you guessed it, I was gassing myself with my own unadulterated rectal gases.

    Why don't they post warning labels on those things?

    WARNING: DO NOT USE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE CONSUPMTION OF GAS PRODUCING FOOD.

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    How much wood can a woodchuck chuck

    I put the pack on my hip for that very reason

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  4. 31st October 2004, 06:29 PM #3
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    I think I'd replace the filters if I were you................. :eek:
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  5. 31st October 2004, 09:00 PM #4
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    Now you know what your vistors have to put up with.
    SUFFER!!!!!
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