I have of invented a device you can retro-fit to any keyboard.
The way it works is that within 1/1000th of a second of typing "Sawstop" ..OWWWWW!!!..(got a prototype fitted to mine as we speak) it give you a nasty crack across the knuckles.
I figure it'll go to market with a price of around 4 Grand but just think of the benefits ....no more Sawstop ..OWWWWWW!... posts and maybe they'll even do a search for Sawstop ...OWWWWWWW !! in the forum first before posting anymore Sawstop ..OWWWWWW...posts.

Mr Sawstop ...OWWWWWW...STOP STOP STOP