Thread: 10 y.o. blues

A father asked his 10 y.o. son if he knew about the birds and bees.

"I don't want to know," the lad said. bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight I got the 'There's no Santa' speech."

"If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."