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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,579
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. lil johnny is at it again

    Started by texx, 28th December 2010 05:03 PM
    angry, apples, carefully, cat, cats, frustrated, hell, home, johnny, lil, listen, sir, teacher
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,104
    Allan at Wallan
    28th December 2010, 10:27 PM Go to last post

  2. lion tamer

    Started by jasons673, 21st December 2010 03:07 PM
    ankles, beautiful, body, chair, circus, coat, continues, crawls, dead, feet, floor, golfer, gun, halfway, lick, licking, lion, naked, owner, replies, retired, revealing, sheepishly, starts, stops, tamer, throws, top, tracks, whip
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,205
    Woody1
    25th December 2010, 03:42 PM Go to last post

  3. Allan somebody wants you

    Started by fenderbelly, 21st December 2010 02:14 PM
    allan, animal, british, hilarious, voiceovers, [video]
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,236
    munruben
    24th December 2010, 01:48 PM Go to last post

  4. Airport Mistletoe

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd December 2010 01:24 PM
    airport, annoying, attendant, blared, christmas, closely, degree, elevator, forward, ghastly, goodbye, green, irritation, kiss, lady, loudspeakers, luggage, married, mistletoe, mockery, paint, pause, red, renditions, rounder, scale, sir, step, tacky, vent
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,456
    joe greiner
    23rd December 2010, 09:27 PM Go to last post

  5. The lawnmower

    Started by devnull, 22nd December 2010 07:24 PM
    enthusiastically, eyes, fuel, green, hit, lawnmower, lawns, left, looked, machine, married, mercilessly, mower, mowing, muttered, noise, pull, pulled, resigned, serviced, shed, start, started, tender, throttle, throwing, time, wet, wife, win
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,530
    RETIRED
    23rd December 2010, 01:46 PM Go to last post

  6. The arab kid

    Started by ryanclan, 21st December 2010 09:22 AM
    ####, arab, babouches, body, burning, called, chechia, clothing, desert, djbellahbecause, father, feet, footsgray, hat, heads, hot, kid, lad, protects, shoes, son, strange, sun, type, ugly, wear, wearing, weird
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,074
    Allan at Wallan
    22nd December 2010, 09:32 AM Go to last post

  7. Unhappy Help

    Started by cookie48, 17th December 2010 12:39 AM
    lost, return, wait
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,118
    Rodgera
    21st December 2010, 12:07 AM Go to last post

  8. Paddy

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th December 2010 11:28 AM
    breathe, cell, feet, guard, hanging, hell, jail, neck, paddy, paddys, replies
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,041
    Allan at Wallan
    20th December 2010, 10:10 PM Go to last post

  9. Horse sale

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th December 2010 09:59 PM
    alan, died, friday, horse, munruben, rang, replied, sale, sold, strange, thursday, told, wheelinaround
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,060
    wheelinround
    20th December 2010, 10:48 AM Go to last post

  10. The best clean joke of the year

    Started by ryanclan, 20th December 2010 08:56 AM
    alzheimers, antidotes, arthritis, bet, clean, disease, gill, heartburn, indigestion, jack, joke, list, married, medicine, memory, pants, parkinsons, pharmacist, pills, rollrollnonooooo, sell, sizes, sleeping, store, variety, vitamins, walkers, wedding, wheelchaires, year
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,240
    chrisb691
    20th December 2010, 10:30 AM Go to last post

  11. Marriage Advice

    Started by Rodgera, 15th December 2010 07:36 PM
    advice, couple, granddaughters, guests, looked, marriage, married, moment, newly-married, polled, shes, swmbo, wedding, wife, words
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,126
    rrich
    19th December 2010, 05:09 PM Go to last post

  12. Warning --Men only Thread

    Started by fenderbelly, 29th November 2010 09:29 AM
    men, thread, warning
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,991
    Rum Pig
    16th December 2010, 08:43 AM Go to last post

  13. 'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

    Started by tea lady, 13th December 2010 12:56 PM
    breathalyzer, center, chair, cross, digs, excuse, halls, hands, heard, joke, jumps, lady, line, maam, mans, naked, no-not, nother, prolly, pulls, purse, receipt, registration, sends, shes, store, warning, weaving, wheel, zooms
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,546
    tea lady
    13th December 2010, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  14. Inner peace

    Started by Woodwould, 13th December 2010 12:03 PM
    baileys, bludy, bodle, bot, bottle, box, butle, chardonnay, chesescke, choclets.yu, dina, feel, fidos, finished, guod, haf, idr, mainder, peace, peep, pockage, prozic, prunglies, rite, scriptins, started, tha, thinkle, valum, wum
    • Replies: 4
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    Woodwould
    13th December 2010, 04:27 PM Go to last post

  15. Munruben dilemna

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th December 2010 09:02 PM
    allan, bid, built, decided, desperate, desperation, dilemna, final, floor, fourth, hotel, humour, john, johns, local, munruben, poor, prove, sense, short, sign, suitable, talent, tubby, weekend, wife, woman, women
    • Replies: 4
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    Sawdust Maker
    12th December 2010, 07:44 PM Go to last post

  16. When you have a few spare moments - look athis one

    Started by Rodgera, 11th December 2010 10:56 AM
    athis, illusions, mighty, moments, optical, spare
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,098
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    12th December 2010, 03:34 PM Go to last post

  17. Unable to Speak

    Started by Rodgera, 10th December 2010 04:16 PM
    accident, bed, consciousness, date, handed, involved, married, munruben, nurse, paper, pencil, piece, regained, replied, serious, speak, stand, unable, unconscious, wishing, word, wrote
    • Replies: 2
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    Rodgera
    11th December 2010, 10:51 AM Go to last post

  18. Did i read that correctly?

    Started by fenderbelly, 10th December 2010 08:45 AM
    bargain, bring, car, care, children, conference, correctly, day, door, elephants, farmers, field, floor, hope, illness, laundromat, leaflet, lessons, machines, notice, office, park, read, repair, safari, shop, spotted, stay, toilet, washing
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,302
    munruben
    10th December 2010, 11:30 PM Go to last post

  19. The Footballer & the Dentist.

    Started by issatree, 10th December 2010 04:01 PM
    bit, close, collywobbles, consultation, dentist, footballer, grabbed, hurt, issatree, needle, oohhaa, privates, reached, story, told, true
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,085
    Sawdust Maker
    10th December 2010, 08:34 PM Go to last post

  20. So much for the rainbow man

    Started by Woodwould, 10th December 2010 04:07 PM
    bucket, carpet, carrying, cleaner, couple, cut, demonstration, door, eat, electricity, emptied, fork, hall, hasty, horse, lady, madam, man, manure, minutes, morning, personally, quick, rainbow, remainder, remove, scones, stepped, traces, vacuum
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,647
    Sawdust Maker
    10th December 2010, 08:33 PM Go to last post

  21. Scotland has 2 feet of snow

    Started by rsser, 10th December 2010 08:13 AM
    feet, scotland, snow
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,030
    labr@
    10th December 2010, 01:02 PM Go to last post

  22. Current vocabulary

    Started by Woodwould, 9th December 2010 09:59 AM
    arrives, bath, bus, contents, cube, current, day, domes, e.g, farm, hit, hot, i.e, impressive, lowering, manager, millennium, mistake, monkey, mystery, person, pub, realize, reply, time, unattractive, viewed, vocabulary, wonderbra, worth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,132
    Grumpy John
    9th December 2010, 11:27 AM Go to last post

  23. The sign

    Started by fenderbelly, 8th December 2010 09:13 AM
    bridge, church, covenant, curve, day, driver, heard, leaned, leave, local, lutheran, norwegian, nuts, ole, pastor, pounding, religious, rev, reverend, road, screeching, sign, skandihoovian, splash, sven, tink, tyres, window, yelled, yust
    • Replies: 2
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    fenderbelly
    9th December 2010, 08:52 AM Go to last post

  24. Sea Food Restraunt

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th December 2010 10:09 AM
    admits, aro-d, bloke, bludgeon, calls, chef, dishes, dishwasher, enormous, food, german, gervais, green, hairy, hans, huge, kill, kitchen, lip, mild, pin, restraunt, rolling, sea, sing, sir, squid, waiter, wields, worry
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,661
    Carry Pine
    8th December 2010, 06:07 AM Go to last post

  25. Allan and Ray working together in Wallan.

    Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 09:11 AM
    allan, brow, called, council, day, dig, effort, fill, follow, furiously, guy, hole, local, moved, odd, partner, putting, ray, rest, sick, sighed, street, suppose, team, three-man, tree, understand, wallan, wiped, working
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,231
    wheelinround
    6th December 2010, 06:57 PM Go to last post

  26. Looking back.

    Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 09:46 AM
    4-30pm, 6-30pm, 8-30pm, afford, boats, called, cinema, cos, cruise, dad, day, died, dog, fall, friday, funeral, kid, lifetime, local, owner, parents, plank, realise, remember, rover, sad, ship, sucks, talking, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 969
    Allan at Wallan
    6th December 2010, 04:26 PM Go to last post

  27. The local pub

    Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 10:18 AM
    bar, called, cat, drink, famous, fred, front, grasshopper, guy, hey, horse, local, named, owned, pub, sold, surprised, talking, walks, whiskey
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,126
    munruben
    6th December 2010, 10:18 AM Go to last post

  28. Quack quack

    Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 10:09 AM
    $1.49, bill, cashier, chapstick, drugstore, duck, quack, replies, thatll, tube, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,089
    munruben
    6th December 2010, 10:09 AM Go to last post

  29. My Bank is broke.

    Started by munruben, 4th December 2010 07:35 AM
    bank, broke, carba-tec, cheque, day, funds, insufficient, letter, pay, purchased, returned, stamped, stuff, telling, worried, wrote
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,348
    Allan at Wallan
    5th December 2010, 09:20 PM Go to last post

  30. The Shopping Trolley

    Started by Rodgera, 4th December 2010 01:07 PM
    advertising, answered, business, call, caller, chance, company, cpa, dad, father, fathers, jumped, larson, offered, placard, placards, richard, self-promotion, shopping, skilled, supermarket, traced, trolley, trollies, voice, yard
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,219
    munruben
    5th December 2010, 11:01 AM Go to last post

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