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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    20th March 2023, 10:49 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 11,746
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Report Card

    Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2010 02:01 PM
    bright, card, cheating, mother, report, side;, son, worst
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,661
    Charleville
    27th August 2010, 11:52 AM Go to last post

  2. Today's Economics

    Started by groverwa, 27th August 2010 07:43 AM
    $0.00, $214, $33, $49, 401-keg, ago, aig, airlines, aluminum, based, beer, brothers, called, cans, current, delta, drank, drink, economics, heavily, investment, lehman, play, purchased, received, recycle, refund, shares, today
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,481
    groverwa
    27th August 2010, 07:43 AM Go to last post

  3. Cows Sheep another day in New Zealand?

    Started by nz_carver, 25th August 2010 02:07 PM
    cows, day, emailled, enjoyu, floor, jusf, lmao, picking, posting, shagger, sheep, youtube-, zealand
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,827
    Dave50
    25th August 2010, 07:00 PM Go to last post

  4. The Joke of The Year

    Started by HazzaB, 10th August 2010 10:59 PM
    anon, business, joke, minding, quietly, ready, sitting, women, year
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,263
    corbs
    23rd August 2010, 07:20 PM Go to last post

  5. Learn a new language

    Started by BEKKY, 18th August 2010 04:04 PM
    button, indian, language, learn, learning, phoning, pressing, speak, telstra
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,719
    Chief Tiff
    21st August 2010, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  6. Prayers answered

    Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM
    announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,805
    minus459
    21st August 2010, 05:09 PM Go to last post

  7. How Fairy Tales Really End

    Started by watson, 20th August 2010 01:39 PM
    145178, 145179, 145180, 145181, 145182, 145183, alladin, ariel, beast, beauty, belle, cinderella, end, fairy, hood, jasmine, mermaid, red, riding, snow, tales, white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,629
    watson
    20th August 2010, 01:39 PM Go to last post

  8. The other day

    Started by groverwa, 17th August 2010 07:59 PM
    blue, card, centrelink, choice, day, decided, disappeared, emergency, entering, feel, free, hospital, hours, internet, jacket, laundry, machine, mcdonalds, minutes, pinned, plastic, public, quicker, running, saved, service, sick, sit, staff, time
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,678
    Allan at Wallan
    18th August 2010, 06:16 PM Go to last post

  9. How's norma?

    Started by WoodJunky, 17th August 2010 08:37 PM
    302, bless, blood, cohen, daughter, discharged, findlay, fine;, glad, god, grandmother, hold, news, norma, normal, nurse, operator, patient, phone, physician, pressure, replied, scheduled, speak, telephoned, tells, told, tomorrow, wonderful, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,492
    Dave50
    18th August 2010, 06:15 PM Go to last post

  10. Malaysian Toilets

    Started by johmar, 17th August 2010 10:07 PM
    aussie, comfort, conned, corner, disabled, family, follow, ghost, home, john, kanak, lead, malaysian, matsali, motioned, night, odds, prefer, round, set, sized, squat, stopped, thinking, toilet, toilets, told, trip, type, white
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,137
    johmar
    17th August 2010, 10:07 PM Go to last post

  11. Trivia

    Started by Charleville, 17th August 2010 10:05 AM
    answer, apparently, association, church, contest, correct, curliest, dinner, fiji, hair, immediately, leave, lost, night, question, trivia, uuu, women, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 995
    Charleville
    17th August 2010, 10:05 AM Go to last post

  12. Prince Charles and the corgie

    Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2010 09:01 AM
    beautiful, bit, body, bring, called, camilla, carefully, charles, corgie, diana, dog, favourite, genie, head, life, looked, married, minute, photo, photographs, photos, pocket, prince, pulled, ran, reached, remains, shook, studied, woman
    • Replies: 0
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    Grumpy John
    17th August 2010, 09:01 AM Go to last post

  13. A Catholic Heart Attack

    Started by groverwa, 16th August 2010 10:47 AM
    agitated, attack, awakened, bank, bill, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, cost, god, health, heart, insurance, lifesaving, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, sudden, suffered, surgery
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,430
    metester
    16th August 2010, 06:15 PM Go to last post

  14. For Eagles supporters

    Started by groverwa, 13th August 2010 11:23 PM
    2010, afl, call, coast, common, dead, eagle, eagles, electricians, falling, finals, finish, goal, guarantee, home, killed, ladder, people, pizza, play, possums, post, quarters, road, sitting, supporters, watching, west, worsfold, yard
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,388
    Allan at Wallan
    14th August 2010, 03:13 PM Go to last post

  15. He finally did it!

    Started by More_Firewood, 11th August 2010 11:55 AM
    andrew, enjoy, esc, finally
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,200
    groverwa
    12th August 2010, 12:00 PM Go to last post

  16. Religious experience

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2010 06:05 PM
    allan, arrive, arrived, away.d, blokes, car, couple, door, doorbell, driveway, experience, god, heard, hid, home, husband, mormon, naked, neighbour, petrol, phone, pressing, ran, regigious, religious, running, stopped, talking, unexpectedly, yelling
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,347
    Rodgera
    12th August 2010, 06:56 AM Go to last post

  17. The Four Cats

    Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2010 12:27 AM
    accountant, agreed, ate, bragging, called, cat, cats, chemist, claimed, coffeebreak, cookies, drank, employee, engineer, feet, glass, government, injured, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pretty, report, screwed, smart, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,101
    Rodgera
    12th August 2010, 12:27 AM Go to last post

  18. World Cup

    Started by ivanavitch, 9th August 2010 10:36 PM
    africa, apologised, bank, complete, cup, details, eliminated, expenses, fans, goalkeeper, nigeria, nigerian, offered, personally, pin, recent, refund, soccer, south, transaction, travelled, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,199
    RicB
    10th August 2010, 08:58 PM Go to last post

  19. Thieves

    Started by oges, 4th August 2010 08:43 AM
    ambulance, arrived, burgulars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, george, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, thieves, tools, truck, waited, yeah
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,393
    ajw
    9th August 2010, 07:31 PM Go to last post

  20. Getting A's

    Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2010 11:09 AM
    attendance, biology, chance, class, closed, door, exam, extremely, final, front, glad, handful, hard, left, looked, naturally, offer, opted, pleasure, professor, receive, rejoicing, remaining, rose, semester, student, students, taker, teaching, walked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 978
    Rodgera
    6th August 2010, 11:09 AM Go to last post

  21. What a joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th July 2010 08:16 PM
    20th, allan, cold, front, hibernating, joke, july, quiet, that.d, winter
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,353
    robbo266317
    5th August 2010, 09:20 PM Go to last post

  22. Hello!

    Started by Rodgera, 4th August 2010 03:32 PM
    bed, day, dream, dryly, loud, mine, night, nocturnal, outburst, ready, remember, swmbo, tonight, wave, woke
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 894
    Rodgera
    4th August 2010, 03:32 PM Go to last post

  23. Latest breaking news.

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st August 2010 11:16 AM
    breaking, broken, cnn, latest, marriage, news, night, spent, spidermans, time, web, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,097
    Rodgera
    3rd August 2010, 02:04 PM Go to last post

  24. I don't understand why

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st August 2010 10:22 PM
    allan, lover, marriage, month, nahhh, progress, replied, report, secret, stale, talking, understand, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,122
    wheelinround
    2nd August 2010, 11:09 AM Go to last post

  25. Bargain

    Started by bullfright, 1st August 2010 05:06 PM
    100, accent, bargain, cleaners, dat, der, dry, english, interrupts, ireland, mick, mouth, owner, paddy, pairs, replied, replies, roight, shirts, shop, shut, sign, speak, suits, surprised, trousers, yare, £2.00, £2.50, £5.00
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,429
    fenderbelly
    2nd August 2010, 10:37 AM Go to last post

  26. Golfer at the dentist

    Started by bookend, 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM
    930, anesthetic, brave, buddies, car, dentist, dentists, doc, golf, golfer, goodness, heck, honey, hurry, kill, mouth, office, pain.so, pulled, sir, sitting, surely, tee, time, tooth, town, wait, waiting, walked, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 967
    bookend
    2nd August 2010, 01:47 AM Go to last post

  27. In the park

    Started by munruben, 30th July 2010 07:07 PM
    bench, crossly, dog, feel, flea, fleas.”, opposite, park, replied, shoe.”, sitting, woman, “midnight, “please, “this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,177
    munruben
    30th July 2010, 07:07 PM Go to last post

  28. Hi wake up

    Started by BEKKY, 28th July 2010 04:43 PM
    1/4th, add, building, definitions, desk-sized, dictionary, dressed, keith, knowledgeable, list, lot, meaning, meanings, morning, night, page, proper, rain, rollrolleyes, shut, special, sun, takes, thirty, time, two-letter, u-p, wake, word, wrap
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,267
    RETIRED
    28th July 2010, 08:31 PM Go to last post

  29. Dr. Bimini Bob's Tips For Getting Through Life

    Started by groverwa, 28th July 2010 04:40 AM
    bathroom, bedpan, bimini, bob, bobs, breathing, chance, congratulations, empty, family, finally, friends;, life, nice, normal, opportunity, pass, tips, woke
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,151
    Mr Brush
    28th July 2010, 12:29 PM Go to last post

  30. My Wife ...

    Started by groverwa, 28th July 2010 04:38 AM
    bar, burnt, easy, god, guy, guys, highly, house, makes, me.d, night, offering, talking, wife, wives
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 960
    Rodgera
    28th July 2010, 09:47 AM Go to last post

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