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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
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    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  1. Golf

    Started by Iain, 2nd September 2005 07:41 PM
    golf, partner
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,848
    Baz
    3rd September 2005, 12:55 PM Go to last post

  2. Golf

    Started by Grunt, 18th September 2005 09:27 PM
    golf
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,112
    Grunt
    18th September 2005, 09:27 PM Go to last post

  3. Moved: Golf

    Started by Phil Spencer, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    golf
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  4. Golf

    Started by Baz, 8th April 2006 06:05 PM
    630, 645, beat, beating, clubhouse, figure, figured, finally, firm, fun, golf, guys, joined, late, law, lawyers, left-handed, minutes, morning, par, play, played, pleasant, right-handed, round, saturday, smiled, team, week, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,853
    Baz
    8th April 2006, 08:45 PM Go to last post

  5. Post Golf

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:03 PM
    ball, black, butt, cows, doctor, emergency, eyes, golf, happened, hey, iron, lifted, middle, mistake, naturally, noticed, pasture, rear, rooting, staggers, stuck, tail, throat, tightly, walked, white, wife, wifes, wrapped, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,370
    Gino
    14th January 2001, 07:03 PM Go to last post

  6. Post Golf 2

    Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:26 PM
    amazed, ball, bit, bounced, bushes, carried, claws, confessional, eagle, father, fell, flew, fly, forest, golf, grabbed, green, hole, inches, language, metres, possum, priest, replies, silence, sky, stopped, struck, swore, talons
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,404
    oges
    16th January 2001, 07:23 AM Go to last post

  7. Golf and getting old

    Started by wheelinround, 9th March 2010 07:48 AM
    ago, allan, almighty, arrives, ball, bella, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, golf, heads, home, hundred, makes, perfect, played, remember, replies, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,086
    Sawdust Maker
    11th March 2010, 10:22 PM Go to last post

  8. Golf balls

    Started by WoodJunky, 23rd October 2009 09:00 PM
    balls, beautiful, blonde, bulging, bus, continued, curiosity, deeply, elbow, finally, front, glances, golf, hurt, minutes, pockets, puzzled, sat, tennis, thinking, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 937
    WoodJunky
    23rd October 2009, 09:00 PM Go to last post

  9. golf injury

    Started by Sawdust Maker, 8th June 2015 06:08 PM
    golf, injury
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 805
    chrisb691
    8th June 2015, 07:16 PM Go to last post

  10. Golf Poem

    Started by fenderbelly, 3rd November 2010 09:32 AM
    ball, chooses, desires, dies, disappears, dribbles, drink, ease, eyes, golf, grass, hard, hit, hole, hooks, land, master, miles, poem, pup, refuses, slices, sorrow, soul, swear, swim, tiny, tomorrow, whim, whimper
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,326
    fenderbelly
    3rd November 2010, 11:12 PM Go to last post

  11. Golf Safety

    Started by Baz, 6th November 2005 04:34 PM
    ####, ball, balls, cows, doctor, eyes, golf, hey, holding, iron, lifted, middle, monogram, naturally, noticed, rear, remember, safety, staggered, stick, stuck, tail, throat, tightly, walked, white, wife, wifes, wrapped, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,182
    Baz
    6th November 2005, 04:34 PM Go to last post

  12. Arrow Golf Survey

    Started by Rodgera, 16th January 2007 06:39 PM
    awe, ball, broke, brush, clear-cut, club, condition, doh, expanding, golf, golfers, green, guy, hand, hates, holes, job, land, leading, lose, machete, mapping, picked, putting, stared, survey, surveyor, swath, thick, woods
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,404
    Daddles
    16th January 2007, 10:08 PM Go to last post

  13. Golf with a twist

    Started by Barterbuilt, 13th June 2013 10:05 AM
    ###, blokes, couple, day, decides, fairway, fella, golf, half, holes, incredibly, ladies, mate, mistress, play, playing, slow, stroll, twist, wife, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 982
    Barterbuilt
    13th June 2013, 10:05 AM Go to last post

  14. Golf yarn

    Started by Woodwould, 25th August 2011 11:39 AM
    afford, aggie, ball, bent, blew, buy, decency, friggin, golf, head, hell, jaysus, lastly, money, mudder, naked, pocket, reached, reveal, sake, scotsmans, skirt, sweet, tee, underwear, wearing, wife, wind, woman, yarn
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,308
    FenceFurniture
    25th August 2011, 11:28 PM Go to last post

  15. Golfer

    Started by whitewood, 25th October 2007 07:30 AM
    daze, desk, drop, embraced, finally, fridays, golf, golfer, husband, kissed, lack, loneliness, marriage, married, moment, mondays, neglect, passionately, play, quietly, replied, sat, shut, stand, therapist, times, wednesdays, week, wife, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 994
    pawnhead
    25th October 2007, 10:21 AM Go to last post

  16. Golfer at the dentist

    Started by bookend, 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM
    930, anesthetic, brave, buddies, car, dentist, dentists, doc, golf, golfer, goodness, heck, honey, hurry, kill, mouth, office, pain.so, pulled, sir, sitting, surely, tee, time, tooth, town, wait, waiting, walked, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 995
    bookend
    2nd August 2010, 01:47 AM Go to last post

  17. Golfer's Error

    Started by rayintheuk, 14th October 2008 07:21 PM
    ambulance, apologies, ball, bandage, clubhouse, crossing, curve, error, fairway, golfer, golfers, ground, heard, hit, holes, knocking, leave, lies, makes, morning, night, perfect, ray, replies, rings, strikes, tee, tees, watching, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,238
    fenderbelly
    14th October 2008, 07:26 PM Go to last post

  18. Post Golfers

    Started by Ray from Toronto, 14th October 2002 02:23 AM
    bottle, broken, couple, door, edited, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, golfers, hacked, honey, house, houses, husband, life, looked, mind, moments, mulled, play, promptly, rest, sex, thousand, trapped, wife, window, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,658
    Gino
    15th October 2002, 09:21 PM Go to last post

  19. Golfers

    Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd December 2007 12:12 PM
    allan, amazing, ball, bank, bit, bloody, brings, device, dry, explains, flotation, follow, found, golfers, hits, homing, impressed, john, pick, pink, playing, real, rough, shocking, sits, sound, surface, takes, tee, water
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,112
    popawisky
    14th December 2007, 11:45 PM Go to last post

  20. Post GOLFING BUDDIES

    Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 03:02 PM
    2002.], admiring, brochures, buddies, car, christmas, cruise, edited, eyeballs, february, game, golf, golfer, golfing, guy, home, manual, meet, message, morning, old-timers, planning, reading, shes, spent, staring, sweater, ton, wife, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,292
    ken yates
    12th February 2002, 03:02 PM Go to last post

  21. Golfing handicaps.

    Started by Old Croc, 27th December 2022 08:19 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 342
    Old Croc
    27th December 2022, 08:19 AM Go to last post

  22. Golfing nuns

    Started by Simple, 8th August 2003 04:19 PM
    amazed, ball, carried, claws, dropped, eagle, elder, fell, flew, golfing, grabbed, green, hole, impatient, inches, language, missed, mother, nun, nuns, putt, sighed, silent, sitting, squirrel, stopped, superior, swear, swore, yards
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,424
    Simple
    8th August 2003, 04:19 PM Go to last post

  23. Golfing Revolution

    Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 08:32 PM
    adjust, attachment, attention, bee, bee-nut, called, celebrating, club, clubs, fastening, golf, golfing, head, invention, modification, nut, picnics, player, players, putt, putter, quickly, receiving, revolution, sand, sand-wedge, selling, taking, trap, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,281
    Rodgera
    1st July 2008, 03:35 PM Go to last post

  24. Golfisms

    Started by fenderbelly, 24th August 2011 10:55 AM
    answered, ball, balls, billy, club, day, eighteen, game, golf, golfisms, graham, hard, hit, holes, lie, lost, match, meet, people, pick, play, playing, prayers, remember, rolling, round, sportsmanship, throw, time, woods
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,489
    BEKKY
    25th August 2011, 05:45 PM Go to last post

  25. Gone cold on this one

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th August 2014 10:45 AM
    cold
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,642
    labr@
    30th August 2014, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  26. Gone fishin'

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th February 2008 08:02 PM
    allan, barry, boat, calendar, collection, fishin, fishing, grim, hinchinbrook, hymn, island, jackets, john, life, months, prayer, ray, religious, remember, sank, sing, stole, suggested
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 983
    wheelinround
    28th February 2008, 09:51 AM Go to last post

  27. Gone Fishing

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 19th July 2020 09:08 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,046
    Handyjack
    30th July 2020, 08:49 PM Go to last post

  28. Gone fishing

    Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:17 PM
    bad, bag, beaut;, bill, bloke, bloody, blue, couple, crabs, dead, duty, fishing, geez, gonna, guess, legal, lobsters, minutes, news, nice, oclock, pretty, pull, pulls, sarge, shoot, sized, swag, swimmer, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,582
    echnidna
    2nd September 2004, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  29. Gone fishing...

    Started by AlexS, 4th July 2005 06:10 PM
    4th, 5.30, alarm, continue, conversation, deal, easy, fish, fishing, fourth, guy, guys, hour, house, idea, married, nudge, paint, pool, promise, realized, remodel, set, sex, shut, sun-block, wear, weekend, wife, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,181
    echnidna
    5th July 2005, 01:37 PM Go to last post

  30. Talking Gone to Heaven

    Started by Tikki, 14th August 2005 05:33 PM
    160, 160-km-long, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, earth, god, heaven, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, peter, proud, replied, saint, son, sons, stay, stood, time, told, whipped, wife, wives, women
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,272
    Tikki
    14th August 2005, 10:14 PM Go to last post

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