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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,591
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Todays received selection...

    Started by Iain, 17th September 2004 07:48 PM
    avoid, chicken, chinese, company, discovered, electrolux, ford, french, german, introduced, market, means, mist, pavian, pepsi, phrase, pinto, products, quink, received, selection, slang, slogan, spanish, started, stick, takes, todays, translated, wax
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,363
    Driver
    17th September 2004, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  2. Easter Bunny for John Allan & Barry

    Started by wheelinround, 24th March 2008 01:57 PM
    allan, barry, beryl, bunnies, bunny, call, cargo, chicken, consumption, cross, dewey, easter, egg, elephant, ether, hare, hares, john, jokes, juan, justin, knock, rabbit, rabbits, rabbit’s, samoa, stella, stew, what’s, who’s
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,363
    Toyboy
    24th March 2008, 05:07 PM Go to last post

  3. Why do Elephants have Big Ears?

    Started by namtrak, 13th July 2006 10:01 PM
    big, ears, elephants, noddy, pay, ransom, rolleyes
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,363
    Ashore
    15th July 2006, 11:26 PM Go to last post

  4. The Mistress

    Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:42 PM
    arm, barbados, beautiful, club, decision, dinner, friend, garage, husband, infinity, jim, kiss, lexus, mistress, mouthed, mutual, paris, prettier, replies, restaurant, shopping, summers, table, trips, tuscany, walks, wife, winters, woman, yacht
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,363
    Geoff Dean
    6th April 2004, 05:42 PM Go to last post

  5. Eating out

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th August 2007 04:39 PM
    allan, anticipated, arrived, dinner, door, doorstep, dying, eating, excited, home, hope, jam, lights, locked, night, rang, sandwich, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,362
    Allan at Wallan
    8th August 2007, 10:37 PM Go to last post

  6. Post penguin on holiday

    Started by Rod Smith, 22nd May 2002 11:31 AM
    blown, cream, dish, dripping, drives, eat, engine, finishing, flippers, found, hands, holiday, ice, makes, mechanic, mess, motor, mouth, oil, penguin, petrol, real, replies, seal, sits, station, stops, town, vanilla, wiping
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,362
    John Saxton
    22nd May 2002, 08:18 PM Go to last post

  7. Butcher dance

    Started by fenderbelly, 5th October 2007 11:30 PM
    butcher, chief, circle, creek, crew, dance, days, dirt, equipment, film, forced, guy, half, head, hold, huge, mate, miles, mountains, natives, pass, reach, rock, rocky, spirits, til, time, track, tree, village
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,362
    Barry Hicks
    6th October 2007, 07:23 PM Go to last post

  8. Little Old Lady

    Started by MICKYG, 7th January 2008 08:18 AM
    beautiful, bet, change, ear, fairy, front, gillespie, godmother, guess, handsome, husband, imagine, jamie, knees, lady, makes, mike, neutered, ooh, poof, porch, prince, rocking, saunters, smile, smitten, stands, stares, weak, whispers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,362
    echnidna
    7th January 2008, 09:59 AM Go to last post

  9. The haircut

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 1st March 2017 05:55 PM
    • Replies: 10
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    rrich
    5th March 2017, 05:38 AM Go to last post

  10. A Difficult Question

    Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2008 12:44 PM
    admitted, answer, boy, bright, choice, corner, correctly, day, decided, difficult, impatient, interview, interviewer, jolted, luck, night, opposite, personal, progressed, promised, question, questions, real, sir, smiled, student, test, thinking, university, waited
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,362
    echnidna
    15th May 2008, 02:42 PM Go to last post

  11. Broken Ribs

    Started by Rodgera, 14th February 2012 09:40 PM
    bad, broken, doctor, fixed, guess, gurney, holding, laying, news, patient, photoshop, ribs, scene, standing, x-ray
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,362
    Rodgera
    14th February 2012, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  12. Ireland solves oil shortage problem

    Started by munruben, 8th May 2011 10:37 AM
    arabia, dig, government, idea, importing, ireland, irish, million, oil, problem, sand, saudi, shortage, solve, solves, thick, tons
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,361
    rsser
    28th May 2011, 12:04 PM Go to last post

  13. Talking Quote Of The Day

    Started by DPB, 1st April 2003 11:45 AM
    accusing, americas, arrogance, black, crazy, cup, day, france, germany, golfer, guy, hold, rapper, swiss, war, white, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,361
    DPB
    1st April 2003, 11:45 AM Go to last post

  14. Perfect

    Started by nev25, 9th May 2008 01:36 AM
    accident, answer, car, caravan, children, christmas, claus, couple, driving, eve, existed, explains, illustrates, joke, listen., perfect, question, reading, road, santa, scroll, scrolling, shes, stop, survived, survivor, toys, winding, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
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    nev25
    9th May 2008, 01:36 AM Go to last post

  15. BBC news report

    Started by fenderbelly, 8th April 2014 03:08 PM
    accepting, afterlife, bbc, benefits, blow, bombers, bombings, choice, cutting, death, expenditures, hate, jihad, laying, muslim, news, people, qaeda, realities, recent, reducing, report, shortage, simply, staff, strike, suicide, union, virgins
    • Replies: 0
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    fenderbelly
    8th April 2014, 03:08 PM Go to last post

  16. Celibacy

    Started by Barry Hicks, 13th January 2008 11:18 AM
    addressed, allan, allans, arm, aspects, celibacy, choice, cilibacy, condition, declare, describe, essential, favourite, flower, gently, human, imposed, instructor, life, listened, puzzling, raising, reached, sexuality, touched, wallan, whispered, wife, wifes, wives
    • Replies: 4
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    Allan at Wallan
    16th January 2008, 08:23 PM Go to last post

  17. The Queen's Riddle

    Started by Big Shed, 24th May 2012 10:29 AM
    answer, brother, cameron, canberra, child, david, father, federal, finally, friends, government, intelligent, julia, majesty, mens, minister, mother, people, precisely, prime, queen, queens, recognized, riddle, sister, smiled, swan, tony, wayne, yelled
    • Replies: 2
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    Dengue
    24th May 2012, 11:32 AM Go to last post

  18. "Daddy, what is sex?"

    Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM
    8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, daddy what is sex, daddy what is sex, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard
    • Replies: 3
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    DavidG
    12th May 2008, 11:50 AM Go to last post

  19. Cogito ergo sum

    Started by Dennis Millard, 24th October 2009 04:56 PM
    advances, bed, blessed, blessings, button, cogito, completely, concept, cures, descartes, ergo, free, heaping, medical, miracles, missing, morning, night, pain, pill, procedure, psychosomatic, referring, science, shirt, sum, surprised, time, undressing, woke
    • Replies: 3
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    joe greiner
    24th October 2009, 10:03 PM Go to last post

  20. Tickle Me Elmo

    Started by Geoff Dean, 16th September 2004 09:02 AM
    amazement, approaches, bag, begins, carefully, cuts, day, door, elmo, elmos, employee, fabric, factory, floor, huge, line, manager, marbles, misunderstood, package, personnel, piece, plush, red, roll, sew, straight, tickle, watch, wraps
    • Replies: 0
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    Geoff Dean
    16th September 2004, 09:02 AM Go to last post

  21. Angry Great tools

    Started by Iain, 7th August 2000 09:18 PM
    2.2, bloody, bought, broke, category, cents, crap, festo, front, granted, great, gst, hitachi, including, joke, knob, makita, ozito, sander, shocker, spins, starting, surprise, tools, worth
    • Replies: 1
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    John Saxton
    7th August 2000, 09:35 PM Go to last post

  22. Unmistaken identity

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM
    abusing, allan, bar, cop, funny, identity, idiot, immediately, insufferable, it.d, kissed, leaned, p.s, rage, ray, responded, rude, screamed, seated, sound, staring, sue, time, unmistaken, verbally, wheelinaround, whilst, wife, woman, worthless
    • Replies: 5
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    Rodgera
    23rd June 2011, 04:40 PM Go to last post

  23. Nuns

    Started by Brickie, 26th December 2007 07:30 PM
    nun, nuns
    • Replies: 5
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    wheelinround
    27th December 2007, 10:14 AM Go to last post

  24. Duck Season

    Started by Groggy, 26th January 2005 11:32 AM
    accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, observed, peter, season, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, thin, ugly, woman, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,360
    Groggy
    26th January 2005, 11:32 AM Go to last post

  25. The Parrot

    Started by OtakiriLad, 7th May 2005 07:16 PM
    $100, advice, beak, bird, bump, careful, dead, decides, drink, drown, enquires, ex-parrot, fancier, file, guy, hell, hook, owner, owns, parrot, parrots, pet, shop, street, talking, talks, time, told, vice, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,360
    OtakiriLad
    7th May 2005, 07:16 PM Go to last post

  26. Mind reader

    Started by Bob Willson, 12th August 2004 04:47 PM
    asshole, blue, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, guys, head, license, license--hes, mate, miles, mind, nightstick, passenger, reader, replies, road, rolls, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve
    • Replies: 0
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    Bob Willson
    12th August 2004, 04:47 PM Go to last post

  27. Watch this watch

    Started by Rodgera, 16th July 2011 01:37 PM
    watch
    • Replies: 5
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    labr@
    18th July 2011, 02:03 PM Go to last post

  28. Ming Ying Fung Yu Infill Smoothers

    Started by monoman, 28th June 2009 04:41 PM
    $99, boundaries, british, call, care, cheers, fung, grain, hawking, include, infill, infomercial, lie-nielsen, ming, motto, multidimensional, plane, planes, proven, recently, smoother, smoothers, space, stephen, tame, time, warning, wit, woodcraft, ying
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,359
    jimbur
    29th June 2009, 10:15 AM Go to last post

  29. The other side of the coin

    Started by Grumpy John, 23rd May 2012 01:49 PM
    arm, arms, balls, caught, closer, coin, commit, dancing, decided, despair, glad, golf, guy, handicapped, happy, heels, hurried, itch, kicking, kill, life, lost, play, saving, sidewalk, skipping, thanked, told, useless, whooping
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,359
    Ruddy
    23rd May 2012, 05:18 PM Go to last post

  30. Far fetched

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th February 2013 08:05 PM
    allan, antiques, bros, celebrated, century, condition, dogs, fetch, fetched, idea, johns, london, ooh, operated, paddy, presenter, produced, rare, replied, road, set, sticks, stuffed, taxidermists, valued, wear, worse
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,359
    Allan at Wallan
    15th February 2013, 08:05 PM Go to last post

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