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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,576
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Great White Dining Tip No. 1

    Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 05:58 AM
    dad, dining, distress, eat, father, fins, follow, gorged, great, inside, ocean, replied, shark, sharks, ship, son, spied, swam, swim, swimming, taste, times, tip, white, wise
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,367
    groverwa
    3rd July 2010, 05:58 AM Go to last post

  2. Snoring

    Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2010 12:38 PM
    head, headaches, hit, journal, neurology, night, people, prone, published, reason, snore, snoring, spouses, stop, study, theory
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 960
    johmar
    2nd July 2010, 07:12 PM Go to last post

  3. she was just a weeeee

    Started by groverwa, 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM
    baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, months, morning, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, scotsman, shes, suggested, weeeee, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 859
    groverwa
    2nd July 2010, 11:08 AM Go to last post

  4. Depends how you view it ...

    Started by rayintheuk, 2nd July 2010 02:20 AM
    breakfast, clean, cleaned, comments, couple, depends, detergent, eating, hang, hanging, husband, learned, line, looked, month, morning, move, neighbour, neighbourhood, nice, quiet, ray, remained, shes, surprised, view, wash, washing, windows, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 937
    rayintheuk
    2nd July 2010, 02:20 AM Go to last post

  5. BP announced today

    Started by groverwa, 1st July 2010 12:04 AM
    announced, gulf, immediatley, leaking, mexico, oil, out.b, pipe, putting, ring, stopped, today, wedding
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 998
    groverwa
    1st July 2010, 12:04 AM Go to last post

  6. Tony's life of celibacy

    Started by groverwa, 30th June 2010 09:09 PM
    addressed, anddescribe, andwhispered, arm, aspects, celibacy, choice, condition, declare, environmental, example.this, favourite, flower, gently, human, imposedby, julie, julies, leaned, life, listened, puzzling, self-raising, sexuality, takecelibacy, tony, tonys, touched, wifes, wives
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 955
    groverwa
    30th June 2010, 09:09 PM Go to last post

  7. The Red Phone

    Started by Big Shed, 18th May 2010 04:16 PM
    $5.00, australia, ballistic, call, cheaply, check, cost, country, devil, dollars, elizabeth, finished, hears, hell, hours, howard, informs, john, local, million, minutes, phone, putin, queen, red, replies, rudd, smiles, talks, writes
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,865
    Spanner69
    30th June 2010, 06:24 PM Go to last post

  8. Guardian Angel

    Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2010 03:15 PM
    angel, bad, bricks, calls, car, day, fall, guardian, hears, imagined, obeys, past, questions, road, shouts, skids, step, stops, suddenly, ton, voice, walking, warn, wedding, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 850
    Rodgera
    30th June 2010, 03:15 PM Go to last post

  9. Compulsive talker

    Started by Charleville, 27th June 2010 06:20 PM
    anon, called, compulsive, it’s, self-help, talker, talkers, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 828
    Charleville
    27th June 2010, 06:20 PM Go to last post

  10. And cheap ones too

    Started by groverwa, 26th June 2010 07:20 PM
    anniversary, arrived, bastards, boss, busy, cheap, children, college, couple, dad, dessert, dinner, father, finished, found, gasped, glad, happy, loved, married, mom, mother, packing, poor, send, sending, son, sunday, time, town
    • Replies: 1
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    wheelinround
    27th June 2010, 10:30 AM Go to last post

  11. The Haircut

    Started by Phil Spencer, 24th June 2010 03:07 PM
    accept, barber, bill, card, changed, citizens, community, cop, country, diapers, difference, door, dozen, florist, friends, fundamental, haircut, happy, illustrates, left, money, morning, pay, politicians, replied, run, service, shop, waiting, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 886
    Phil Spencer
    24th June 2010, 03:07 PM Go to last post

  12. Computerised farming

    Started by Frank&Earnest, 24th June 2010 12:59 PM
    computerised, drive, ewes, farming, faulty, found, night, notices, ram, upgraded, upset, visibly
    • Replies: 0
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    Frank&Earnest
    24th June 2010, 12:59 PM Go to last post

  13. buying a labrador.

    Started by groverwa, 23rd June 2010 11:06 PM
    blind, buying, fook, labrador, mick, owners, paddy, tells, thinking
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 863
    Grumpy John
    24th June 2010, 09:44 AM Go to last post

  14. 50th anniversary

    Started by groverwa, 23rd June 2010 11:30 PM
    25th, 50th, amazing, anniversary, assembled, besta, giuseppe, gonna, husbands, inspiration, italy, iva, marriage, money, nicea, pick, planning, priest, proudly, replied, responded, seminars, session, spenda, stay, tooka, treat, week, weekly, wife
    • Replies: 0
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    groverwa
    23rd June 2010, 11:30 PM Go to last post

  15. Health Club

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th June 2010 08:50 PM
    $400, allan, apparently, attend, barry, club, cost, email, health, hicks, it.d, joined, kilo, lost, mate, note, pinched
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,056
    munruben
    23rd June 2010, 10:34 PM Go to last post

  16. to become true Australian

    Started by wheelinround, 20th June 2010 04:11 PM
    aussie, australian, bull-####, bulls, bum, chinese, customs, day, decides, door, drink, drinking, drive-way, front, glass, head, hell, hens, hold, interrupt, learn, listen, mate, neighbourhood, piss, pissing, replied, running, true, yard
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,141
    munruben
    23rd June 2010, 10:32 PM Go to last post

  17. Then I realized the awful truth

    Started by wheelinround, 21st June 2010 10:27 PM
    airline, awful, estate, federal, funny, income, inheritance, license, local, marriage, medicare, minimum, mortgage, permit, personal, property, realized, registration, sales, surcharge, tax, taxes, telephone, till, truth, usage, vehicle, water, watercraft, workers
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,426
    bsrlee
    23rd June 2010, 10:15 PM Go to last post

  18. No joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2010 10:39 AM
    allan, answered, attended, australian, entered, exhibition, fork, heard, joke, lift, robbo, robbo.2tsupd2tsup, sunday, woodie, woodturning
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,895
    RETIRED
    22nd June 2010, 10:34 PM Go to last post

  19. The Devil Knows

    Started by Barry_White, 21st June 2010 06:27 PM
    anytime, australia, ballistic, call, cheque, country, devil, dollars, elizabeth, explain, feel, finally, free, hears, hell, hours, keating, local, million, minister, minutes, paul, putin, queen, smirked, spoke, surprised, talks, told, writes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,045
    Big Shed
    21st June 2010, 06:35 PM Go to last post

  20. Worms

    Started by Calm, 18th June 2010 07:31 PM
    add, alcohol, chocolate, cigarette, clean, container, dead, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, fourth, hand, learn, lesson, maxine, minister, pretty, quickly, raised, sermon, service, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, visual, worm, worms
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,283
    Rodgera
    19th June 2010, 07:23 PM Go to last post

  21. The Birthday?

    Started by issatree, 19th June 2010 01:16 AM
    12th, 25th, birth, birthday, date, heard, issatree, joke, officer, policeman, pulls, sir
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,021
    tea lady
    19th June 2010, 10:31 AM Go to last post

  22. Scotland

    Started by bullfright, 15th June 2010 05:33 PM
    100?f, 173?f, 80?f, abandons, alcohol, boy, carrying, cold, england, freezes, glaswegians, hands, jacket, johns, life, light, north, oban, people, polar, pole, scotland, south, southerners, start, stirling, throw, trousers, wearing, worth
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,747
    pajeronj
    18th June 2010, 07:40 AM Go to last post

  23. Weddings and Funerals

    Started by Rodgera, 17th June 2010 09:40 PM
    aunts, cackling, funerals, poking, ribs, started, stopped, telling, weddings
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 874
    Rodgera
    17th June 2010, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  24. Learn about these birds - eagles

    Started by Calm, 16th June 2010 11:18 PM
    birds, eagles, email, enjoy, gotcha, learn, noel, post, thinki, you.ddddpppp
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 965
    watson
    17th June 2010, 12:11 PM Go to last post

  25. Winter Exercise program...

    Started by groverwa, 16th June 2010 09:40 PM
    aero, bar, chocolate, crumble, exercise, program, voila, weetbix, winter
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 864
    groverwa
    16th June 2010, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  26. A Guy's Fairy Tale

    Started by Calm, 11th June 2010 05:08 PM
    “will, age, bank, beautiful, beer, dated, drank, fairy, farted, golf, guy, guys, half, lady, left, money, motorcycles, named, played, prince, rode, scotch, seat, snow, tale, time, toilet, tons, white, women
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,379
    RedShirtGuy
    16th June 2010, 07:50 PM Go to last post

  27. speed cooking

    Started by Gingermick, 14th June 2010 02:44 PM
    cooking, funniest, moon, speed, youtube
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,061
    watson
    16th June 2010, 05:57 PM Go to last post

  28. Rudds Ancestry

    Started by Jim Carroll, 8th June 2010 06:43 PM
    1887, 1889, ancestry, assets, dealings, force, gaol, genealogy, great-great, hanged, horse, judy, kevin, melbourne, melbourne-geelong, minister, police, political, prime, railroad, remus, research, rudd, rudds, spin, standing, thief, train, uncle, victoria
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,086
    Ozkaban
    16th June 2010, 03:46 PM Go to last post

  29. Identifying wood

    Started by Woodwould, 15th June 2010 06:08 PM
    identifying, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,667
    Ozkaban
    16th June 2010, 03:42 PM Go to last post

  30. haircut

    Started by groverwa, 15th June 2010 05:09 PM
    accept, barber, bill, card, citizens, community, cop, difference, door, dozen, florist, free, friends, fundamental, haircut, happy, illustrates, left, lined, money, morning, parliament, pay, replied, run, service, shop, waiting, week, you;
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 941
    weisyboy
    15th June 2010, 10:27 PM Go to last post

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