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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,522
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Older men are always more helpful

    Started by watson, 26th February 2010 03:10 PM
    bloke, blokes, blonde, blue, boobs, bra, bunnings, carts, coincidence, collide, eyes, guy, hair, halter, hardware, helpful, legs, matter, men, older, shes, shorts, store, tall, tight, top, wearing, white, wife, yrs
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,326
    tea lady
    27th February 2010, 05:47 PM Go to last post

  2. Alan and his buddies go to dinner

    Started by munruben, 17th February 2010 08:12 PM
    accessible, age, agreed, alan, beautiful, blouses, boobs, buddies, cut, dinner, discuss, easily, eat, elevator, finally, food, low, meet, nice, ocean, peace, quiet, restaurant, selection, view, waitresss, wine
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,319
    K_S
    22nd February 2010, 05:42 PM Go to last post

  3. Aussie Poem

    Started by Phil Spencer, 18th February 2010 09:03 AM
    aussie, bank, bloke, bloody, breath, call, caught, check, cocky, dam, day, death, ewe, fleece, gratitude, hang, hed, hot, jocks, local, pay, poem, rep, round, saving, shed, stock, stopped, water, wet
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,603
    Gingermick
    21st February 2010, 12:13 PM Go to last post

  4. What's The Definition

    Started by chambezio, 20th February 2010 10:53 PM
    definition, mind, overexposed, photographic, underdeveloped
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 861
    chambezio
    20th February 2010, 10:53 PM Go to last post

  5. Wink Duck by all means

    Started by John Saxton, 20th February 2010 05:20 PM
    attorney, boot, city, climbed, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, heavy, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, means, midriff, planted, replied, rule, settle, shot, smiled, steel, tennessee, times, toe, tractor
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,492
    joe greiner
    20th February 2010, 10:46 PM Go to last post

  6. Ad's you'll never see again

    Started by Grumpy John, 17th February 2010 01:48 PM
    129908, 129909, 129910, 129911, 129912, 129913, 129914, 129915, 129916, 129917, 129918, 129919, 129920, 129921, 129922, ads
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,151
    robbo266317
    20th February 2010, 10:39 PM Go to last post

  7. the wings of hope

    Started by John Saxton, 18th February 2010 09:41 PM
    bottom, box, breaks, budgie, budgies, cardboard, chicken, cliff, connor, dat, dere, dis, fly, gerry, gun, head, hits, hope, jumping, paddy, parrotshooting, pass, pet, seamus, sean, shakes, shop, takes, watches, wings
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,336
    John Saxton
    18th February 2010, 09:41 PM Go to last post

  8. The Pope and Tiger Woods

    Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2010 02:07 PM
    administrative, admits, anxious, apologizes, bids, chat, checking, clerk, day, die, error, explains, farewell, heaven, hell, late, life, mary, meet, meets, mix, paperwork, pope, replied, situation, staff, stop, tiger, virgin, woods
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,055
    Ozkaban
    18th February 2010, 08:58 PM Go to last post

  9. Women over 50

    Started by Grumpy John, 1st February 2010 06:50 PM
    22-year, 80%, acting, age, bald, honest, hot, jerk, marriage, middle, missed, multitude, nowadays, pants, paunchy, pig, praise, realize, reasons, reciprocal, relic, sausage, smart, stand, stunning, update, well-coiffed, woman, women, yellow
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,390
    tea lady
    18th February 2010, 06:39 PM Go to last post

  10. Calories burnt when...

    Started by munruben, 18th February 2010 11:17 AM
    .12, .50, 160, 300, 350, activities, ball, burnt, calling, calorie, calories, counter, counting, days, edge, eggs, fire, foot, fuel, hatch, jumping, mouth, picking, pieces, putting, quits, rolling, starting, worms, wrapping
    • Replies: 0
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    munruben
    18th February 2010, 11:17 AM Go to last post

  11. Alan and Keith's first mobile phone

    Started by munruben, 17th February 2010 07:35 PM
    alan, album, brings, found, guys, keith, keiths, memories, mobile, phone, pic
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,017
    johngi
    17th February 2010, 08:55 PM Go to last post

  12. Alan and Barry go fishing

    Started by munruben, 17th February 2010 07:47 PM
    agreed, alan, anxiously, barry, beautiful, boat, brim, catch, catching, cunning, distance, filled, fish, fishing, happened, happy, headed, home, mark, ocean, pen, pig, relaxed, replied, rich, smile, spot, struck, tipped, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 961
    munruben
    17th February 2010, 07:47 PM Go to last post

  13. Exclamation Moral choice

    Started by John Saxton, 14th February 2010 10:47 PM
    answer, answered, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, charge, choice, day, freedom, half, hideous, king, kingdom, lancelot, life, marry, monarch, moral, night, prefer, price, question, round, scroll, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,365
    Fuzzie
    17th February 2010, 10:38 AM Go to last post

  14. My mistake

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2010 07:54 PM
    all.d, allan, bring, burglary, doorway, entered, goodness, grabbed, groceries, home, hospital, housework, immediately, local, luggage, mess, missus, mistake, phone, police, preparing, rang, report, returned, simply, time, upside, whilst, win
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,602
    Allan at Wallan
    16th February 2010, 08:39 PM Go to last post

  15. Capital Punishment

    Started by joe greiner, 15th February 2010 10:22 PM
    capital, couldn’t, directions, doorbell, feelings, harry, homeowner, hope, house, hurting, i’m, life, lost, mogul, nearby, piano, player, politician, president, punishment, rang, responded, s.o.b, s.o.b.”, truman, truman.”, whorehouse, “but
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,353
    AlexS
    16th February 2010, 12:44 PM Go to last post

  16. On the Sidelines

    Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2010 05:31 AM
    cook, couch, favorite, food, football, glaring, living-room, network, replied, sidelines, sitting, swmbo, walked, watch, watching
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 786
    Rodgera
    16th February 2010, 05:31 AM Go to last post

  17. John and the blonde

    Started by K_S, 15th February 2010 01:05 PM
    $20, bar, bet, blond, blonde, building, covering, crew, death, earlier, fair, fairs, handed, hed, hell, john, jump, ledge, looked, money, news, oclock, preparing, replied, stared, story, too;, upset, walked, willingly
    • Replies: 0
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    K_S
    15th February 2010, 01:05 PM Go to last post

  18. Wink Pregnant Pause

    Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM
    burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,131
    mjmjm
    14th February 2010, 07:14 PM Go to last post

  19. Self Paying Windows

    Started by rod1949, 10th February 2010 01:45 PM
    automatically, bet, blonde, call, called, complaining, completed, contractor, double-pane, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, finally, guy, hellloooo, helllooooo, house, hung, idiot, installed, line, pay, paying, replaced, sales, silence, talking, told, windows
    • Replies: 6
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    tea lady
    13th February 2010, 08:03 PM Go to last post

  20. I could be wrong, but ...

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th February 2010 05:12 PM
    $300, allan, bay, boat, caught, cost, days, fish, fishing, geez, hired, john, keith, k_s, lousy, munruben, reckon, replied, returned, trimmings, wrong
    • Replies: 1
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    fenderbelly
    13th February 2010, 07:13 PM Go to last post

  21. Office Irritant

    Started by Rodgera, 12th February 2010 04:18 PM
    allan, annoying, attitude, co-worker, condescending, dislike, instant, irritant, irritated, john, munruben, office, replied, saves, steered, suspected, time, tone, voice
    • Replies: 6
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    Allan at Wallan
    13th February 2010, 05:00 PM Go to last post

  22. Lyre, lyre.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2010 06:47 PM
    allan, ate, befriended, bird, company, couple, days, deer, eagle, found, hills, hunting, imitate, killed, lost, lyre, parrot, replied, rescuers, rodgera, starving, taste, virtually, wombat
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 984
    Rodgera
    12th February 2010, 08:59 PM Go to last post

  23. Allan's lost memory

    Started by munruben, 1st February 2010 11:00 AM
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    allan, allans, doctor, doctors, girl, happen, local, lost, memory, receptionist, replies, rushes, surgery, tells
    • Replies: 26
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    munruben
    12th February 2010, 06:50 PM Go to last post

  24. Hints for household repairs

    Started by snowyskiesau, 5th February 2010 07:20 PM
    fixed, hints, hours, household, http://thereifixedit.com, repairs, site, wasted
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,072
    Ozkaban
    8th February 2010, 11:53 AM Go to last post

  25. Domestically Challenged

    Started by Rodgera, 5th February 2010 06:40 PM
    betty, bright, care, challenged, chore, completely, cook, day, domestic, domestically, exasperation, faced, frank, friend, happened, happily, helpless, husband, laundry, moment, move, possibility, sew, simplest, taught
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 981
    Allan at Wallan
    6th February 2010, 06:16 PM Go to last post

  26. A Guessing Game

    Started by Rodgera, 6th February 2010 03:31 PM
    12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, estimates, flight, game, guess, guessed, guessing, heard, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, total, trivia
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,046
    wheelinround
    6th February 2010, 03:48 PM Go to last post

  27. Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #4

    Started by bullfright, 17th July 2009 12:01 PM
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    111001, bullfright, caption, moment, pass, question, reply
    • Replies: 616
    • Views: 28,099
    Gingermick
    6th February 2010, 09:33 AM Go to last post

  28. The Hypnotist

    Started by gawdelpus, 4th February 2010 10:59 PM
    antique, breaking, center, claude, clean, eyes, family, floor, generations, gently, gleaming, hundred, hundreds, hypnotist, hypnotists, invite, pairs, people, pieces, polished, quietly, senior, slipped, special, surface, swaying, swing, watch, weeks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 974
    gawdelpus
    4th February 2010, 10:59 PM Go to last post

  29. PONDERISMS for Allan

    Started by Calm, 30th January 2010 10:56 PM
    address, allan, butt, careless, chicken, dangly, die, drink, eat, feel, fire, forest, fridge, health, life, light, lot, match, natural, people, person, plant, ponderisms, squeeze, start, takes, valuable, weird, world
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,222
    rsser
    3rd February 2010, 01:37 PM Go to last post

  30. Medical definitions

    Started by munruben, 1st February 2010 11:12 AM
    advanced, bird, cable, chiropractor, colic-, coma-, congenital, contact, coronary, cortisone, courthouse, cystogram, definitions, doctor, dog, domesticated, egyptian, friendly, hillary, kitty, local, mark, medical, playing, poker, punctuation, sheep, sister, study, yellow
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,043
    fenderbelly
    1st February 2010, 02:43 PM Go to last post

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