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Forum: WOODIES JOKES

Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
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    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  1. A Joke or deadly serious

    Started by Terry B, 3rd January 2007 09:34 AM
    deadly, joke, serious
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,324
    rrich
    3rd January 2007, 04:43 PM Go to last post

  2. A Kiwi in Brisbane

    Started by OtakiriLad, 25th January 2007 10:53 PM
    31st, august, brisbane, home, kiwi, transferred
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,903
    MurrayD99
    30th January 2007, 03:08 PM Go to last post

  3. A Kiwi in Oz

    Started by Eddie Jones, 8th February 2007 11:47 AM
    amazed, chip, chips, chups, constant, decides, elocution, english, explains, fish, fush, hardware, hell, kiwi, lessons, months, perfect, picked, pom, practice, propperer, seas, sez, shop, shopkeeper, sick, south, speak, sydney, talk
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,079
    pawnhead
    8th February 2007, 10:51 PM Go to last post

  4. Cool a late night

    Started by Rod, 28th June 2000 02:51 PM
    alcohol, angry, assume, beer, breakfast, breath, collar, door, husband, late, lipstick, met, morning, night, oclock, reason, replied, snarled, waltzing, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,582
    RETIRED
    28th June 2000, 06:38 PM Go to last post

  5. Wink A laugh a minute

    Started by John Saxton, 12th November 2000 08:49 PM
    18pounds.so, angel, babies, baby, box, christmas, claus, cries, doctor, girl, james, laugh, minute, outside.hi, pulling, putting, refused, replied.on, researchers, saidgood, santa, saved, standing, top, tradition, tree, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,169
    John Saxton
    12th November 2000, 08:49 PM Go to last post

  6. Post A laugh or two for you

    Started by John Saxton, 5th November 2000 10:12 AM
    asleep, barn, beer, cheers, fell, female, found, hand, headache, hormones.to, husband, insurance, insured, laugh, male, mother, obsessed, partners, prove, scientists, sex, smiles, told, traces, wife, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,197
    John Saxton
    5th November 2000, 10:12 AM Go to last post

  7. A lawyer and a senior citizen

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 24th January 2017 06:11 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    KBs PensNmore
    24th January 2017, 06:11 PM Go to last post

  8. A lesson in posting

    Started by graemet, 20th October 2004 11:16 PM
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    1 2
    brands, bulb, bulbs, change, changed, changing, correct, date, faq, faulty, forum, found, industry, lesson, light, lightbulb, link, links, makes, months, original, post, posters, posting, posts, relevant, spelling/grammar, start, technique, urls
    • Replies: 29
    • Views: 6,827
    ele__13
    23rd November 2005, 11:06 PM Go to last post

  9. A letter to the Bank Manager

    Started by MBM888, 22nd March 2013 02:18 PM
    account, admit, arrangement, arrival, automatic, bank, bouncing, calculations, cheque, dear, deposit, elapsed, endeavoured, entire, funds, honour, letter, manager, month, monthly, nano-seconds, pay, plumber, refer, salary, writing
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,422
    hp8
    6th April 2013, 11:47 PM Go to last post

  10. A little behind

    Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM
    7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,182
    DanP
    27th May 2006, 10:15 AM Go to last post

  11. A little birdie told me

    Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 10:21 AM
    ahead, befriend, birdie, birds, chicken, chickens, clucking, competition, dark, dumb, establish, fast, fly, fue, huh, know;, language, lucky, obvious, people, person, pretty, question, reason, response, simply, sort, standard, step, told
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,154
    Ozkaban
    30th June 2008, 02:31 PM Go to last post

  12. A little bit of Aussie culcha

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 28th September 2015 03:20 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 549
    KBs PensNmore
    28th September 2015, 03:20 PM Go to last post

  13. A little bit sloppy

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th October 2011 08:17 PM
    address, agreeable, allan, assist, bit, details, handwriting, happy, john, local, met, munruben, oblige, office, post, postcard, ray, replied, sloppy, wallan, wheelinaround, write, writing
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,109
    Sawdust Maker
    17th October 2011, 09:32 PM Go to last post

  14. A little bored tonight.

    Started by Grunt, 13th June 2005 10:53 PM
    bored, tonight
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,757
    DanP
    14th June 2005, 07:09 PM Go to last post

  15. A little boy got on the bus

    Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM
    backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,082
    WoodJunky
    7th April 2008, 11:12 PM Go to last post

  16. A little brown paper bag

    Started by fenderbelly, 17th December 2011 01:22 PM
    abroad, aro-d, bag, blood, brown, carrier, doctor, doctors, drug, explanation, feel, hmm, homosexual, intravenous, jab, mother, needles, paper, passport, queried, recently, relationship, required, scroll, sex, sharing, told, transfusion, users, ‘whats
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,636
    doug3030
    21st December 2011, 11:01 PM Go to last post

  17. A little Calvin & Hobes for your Monday Night

    Started by smidsy, 27th February 2017 09:52 PM
    1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 872
    rrich
    1st March 2017, 03:51 PM Go to last post

  18. A little Dhristmas Story

    Started by Dennis Millard, 25th December 2009 09:07 AM
    ancient, banging, bell, chimed, christmas, committing, copped, desk, dhristmas, door, fairy, fighting, head, huge, lights, merry, nose, piping, punch, rudolph, santa, santacide, stood, stop, story, study, thinking, tradition, tree, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 954
    Sawdust Maker
    27th December 2009, 10:10 PM Go to last post

  19. A little eye problem

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th September 2007 04:10 PM
    boys, counter, eagle, eye, eyes, guy, mate, optometrist, problem, replied, walked, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,178
    Barry Hicks
    12th September 2007, 04:10 PM Go to last post

  20. A little girl's prayer

    Started by groverwa, 12th May 2009 12:19 PM
    amen, bbb, clothes, computer, daddys, dear, girl, girls, god, ladies, poor, prayer, send
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,126
    weisyboy
    13th May 2009, 06:27 PM Go to last post

  21. A little girl's valentine

    Started by Baz, 14th February 2006 04:36 PM
    anymore, bin, bit, blow, crap, day, father, fathers, girl, god, heard, heart, hed, jewish, laden, looked, lot, love, loved, mad, marines, melissa, newfound, osama, pride, start, swelled, valentine, valentines, wonderful
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,172
    Rodgera
    15th February 2006, 10:55 AM Go to last post

  22. Talking A little humor

    Started by DonN, 29th July 2003 10:17 PM
    $150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, humor, land, mother-in-law, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,293
    DonN
    29th July 2003, 10:17 PM Go to last post

  23. A little humour with a good moral.

    Started by Phil Spencer, 5th February 2009 08:14 AM
    $10, announces, ass, bishop, bring, buried, concerned, day, donkey, entered, free, good, headline, headlines, humour, life, local, moral, nun, opinion, paper, pastor, pastors, public, race, read, rid, story, wild, won
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,136
    Shrek3
    5th February 2009, 10:48 PM Go to last post

  24. A little known fact

    Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:39 PM
    100, 1874, 1974, brain, cricket, fact, guard, helmet, realize, testicular
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,388
    labr@
    22nd May 2010, 04:04 PM Go to last post

  25. A little light relief ...........

    Started by tyrone, 5th February 2004 10:45 PM
    affect, alive, appearance, autopsies, autopsy, check, conception, court, date, dead, death, doctor, female, forget, girls, individual, light, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, relief, sitting, son, terminated, time, voodoo, word
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,702
    Wongo
    6th February 2004, 09:56 AM Go to last post

  26. A little poem - so true it hurts!

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 12th July 2017 08:23 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 862
    coffenup
    2nd August 2017, 11:11 PM Go to last post

  27. A little pump action

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th November 2014 04:33 PM
    action, pump
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 643
    Allan at Wallan
    18th November 2014, 04:33 PM Go to last post

  28. A Little Scottish Story

    Started by Dennis Millard, 29th January 2011 03:33 PM
    agrees, announced, battered, burn, closely, comdom, condom, day, examined, forge, glen, handed, hill, huge, looked, lustily, marched, piper, pipes, playing, produced, regiment, repair, replaced, scottish, smith, sporran, story, street, torn
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,088
    Dennis Millard
    29th January 2011, 03:33 PM Go to last post

  29. A little story

    Started by specialist, 1st February 2015 11:04 AM
    story
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 772
    rrich
    1st February 2015, 05:42 PM Go to last post

  30. A lom

    Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2012 10:02 AM
    ago, bitch, day, day.roll, disclaimer--the, lom, moan, nag, necessarily, reflect, story, time, views, whine, woman, writers
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,918
    olbassy
    5th July 2012, 10:26 PM Go to last post

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