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  1. 2nd December 2009, 08:00 PM #1
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    A Russian woman married an Australian man and got along fine, although she could not speak English,
    One day, she went shopping and went into the butchers, She wanted Chicken legs, but didn't know how to say it, so she lifted her skirt, showed her legs and clucked like a Chicken. The butcher got the message and served her Chicken legs.
    The next day, she wanted Chicken breasts, so she went to the same butcher, opened her top and showed her breasts while clucking.
    He got the message.
    The next day, she wanted some sausages, so she asked her husband to accompany her...

    I don't know what you expected...

    He spoke English of course!!!
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