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26th August 2020, 11:34 PM #1GOLD MEMBER
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2 Aussies Adrift
Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions Ferret stumbled across an old
lamp.
He rubbed it vigorously, sure enough out popped a genie .
This genie, however was a little different. He stated he could only deliver
one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought, Ferret blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into
Victoria Bitter!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea
turned into that hard-earned thirst quencher.
The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two
men considered their circumstances.
Knackers looked disgustedly at Ferret and said, "Nice going Dickhead!
Now we're going to have to p*** in the boat."To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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27th August 2020, 12:14 AM #2
Wouldn't make any difference if in the boat or out of it, their both the same
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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27th August 2020, 02:11 PM #3
DAD: I was just listening to the radio, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Who!?
DAD: I think her name was Reese.
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, with a knife...
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30th August 2020, 01:31 PM #4Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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