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    Default 2004

    You know you're living in 2004 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
    don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a
    business manner.

    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
    outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different
    companies.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    anyone is home.

    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the creen.

    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
    first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
    turn around to go and get it.

    15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
    message.

    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
    list.

    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

    Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    G'day Iain,
    > 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    > 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    Oh!! the truth :eek: :eek:
    I was totally oblivious. Luaghing to much, Good one.

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