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  1. 1st August 2006, 10:54 AM #1
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    Default 25 years married

    Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
    "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed .........
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  3. 1st August 2006, 11:05 PM #2
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    Geoffsa, and the joke here is :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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  4. 3rd August 2006, 01:59 AM #3
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    Geez 25 years !!
    And to think that you only get 7 - 10 for murder these days
    if you always do as you have always done, you will always get what you have always got
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