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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,440
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post Headline

    Started by Driver, 30th December 2002 05:17 PM
    ago-, allegedly, assaulted, bolts, day, escape, escaped, female, fit, grounds, headline, ladies, laundry, laundryworkers, leaving, local, male, newspaper, nut, patient, psychiatric, read-, refuge, screws, secure, sexually, story, true, unfortunate, washers
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,184
    Driver
    30th December 2002, 05:17 PM Go to last post

  2. Post Old Sailor

    Started by Mick4412, 27th December 2002 09:13 PM
    bed, brothel, decided, female, fling, found, friend, hard, knots, local, mick, minutes, money, replied, sailor, sweetheart
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,621
    Mick4412
    27th December 2002, 09:13 PM Go to last post

  3. Santa

    Started by Red neck, 25th December 2002 03:04 AM
    an’, barbie, christmas, city, climbed, department, doesn’t, doll, fakes, girl, girl?”, joe, ken.”, ken”, knee, merry, redneck, replied, santa, santa.”, store, too.”, “barbie, “no, “sweetheart, “what
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,283
    Red neck
    25th December 2002, 03:04 AM Go to last post

  4. Waxing Philosophical to take license

    Started by John Saxton, 16th December 2002 11:31 PM
    ate, bikes, broke, day, deal, door, drank, friends.we, games, home, imagine, law, learned, license, lived, mobile, philosophical, ride, rode, rung, sticks, tennis, told, walked, waxing
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,282
    soundman
    19th December 2002, 11:18 PM Go to last post

  5. Post Newspaper Headlings

    Started by oges, 18th December 2002 11:49 AM
    10bible, 8scientists, 9free, advice, april, augustine, bundle, churchs, clean, cold, columbus, deadlier, december, dispatch, future, headlings, herald-leader, hinders, january, l.a, lexington, march, newspaper, november, oregonian, quakes, research, study, times, york
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,317
    oges
    18th December 2002, 11:49 AM Go to last post

  6. Post Little Johnie

    Started by Baz, 15th December 2002 09:59 PM
    alright, anyonesaid, australia, child, children, class, classroom, continue, cricket, embarassing, england, father, finished, front, johnie, johnies, kids, laugh, living, miss, playing, plays, quickly, rest, stay, stunned, teacher, time, told, truth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 973
    Baz
    15th December 2002, 09:59 PM Go to last post

  7. Post Drunk + Priest

    Started by Gino, 13th December 2002 12:58 PM
    attempt, attention, attract, bewildered, box, catholic, church, confession, coughed, drunk, drunken, final, finally, knocked, knockin, mate, paper, priest, replied, sat, speak, staggered, times, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,141
    Gino
    13th December 2002, 12:58 PM Go to last post

  8. Post The Christmas Present.

    Started by Robert WA, 11th December 2002 10:18 PM
    bark, bottom, brother, buy, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hour, hours, jays, left, louise, morning, mouth, noticed, panty, pantyhose, poor, present, santa, talking, true
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,949
    andre
    13th December 2002, 10:51 AM Go to last post

  9. Post John & Alexander

    Started by Eastie, 9th December 2002 02:06 PM
    alexander, bird, bits, bloody, boss, box, bright, bring, brings, colourful, desk, easy, empties, fruit, hands, hard, head, jigsaw, john, johns, loops, office, picture, pieces, quick, son, takes, understand, what’s, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,476
    Iain
    10th December 2002, 08:15 AM Go to last post

  10. a truly bad joke

    Started by Eastie, 9th December 2002 01:20 PM
    bad, dog, joke, paper, ruff, sand, sat
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,532
    Cliff Rogers
    10th December 2002, 01:02 AM Go to last post

  11. Cool Angels

    Started by Richard Casey, 9th December 2002 11:36 PM
    angel, angels, bugger, busy, chased, christmas, couple, exploded, furiously, grabbed, head, hell, holy, hours, lead, popped, putting, quaint, question, santa, started, stuck, top, tradition, tree, workshop, wrap, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,228
    Richard Casey
    9th December 2002, 11:36 PM Go to last post

  12. The Dietician

    Started by Richard Casey, 9th December 2002 11:15 PM
    allmost, anguish, bit, bloody, cake, caused, checked, crook, dietician, eaten, feeling, food, hell, lives, pain, planet, quack, rest, root, spent, suffer, wedding, weeks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,010
    Richard Casey
    9th December 2002, 11:15 PM Go to last post

  13. Post Just for the hell of it....

    Started by Iain, 6th December 2002 08:29 AM
    appeared, attention, claim, close, company, daughter, doctor, driver, east, favorite, finger, head, hell, hit, hospital, lost, maam, machine, mental, mother, moving, patients, paying, received, simply, space, star, time, train, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,277
    coastie
    6th December 2002, 08:58 AM Go to last post

  14. Cricket

    Started by Sir Stinkalot, 24th November 2002 06:46 PM
    ashes, australia, australian, automatic, ball, batsmen, captain, carries, change, compromise, cricket, england, english, fielders, gilchrist, harmison, icc, imposed, lands, paying, provision, restrictions, rule, rules, run, series, spokesperson, steve, waugh, wicket
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,178
    Gino
    29th November 2002, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  15. Post a chimp

    Started by Eastie, 29th November 2002 03:11 PM
    bar, barkeep, bartender, beer, beers, canvas, carpenter, chimp, chimpanzee, circus, construction, day, depressed, exclaimed, finishing, hell, inquired, job, jumped, mentioned, news, owner, replied, stool, street, talking, tent, town, walked, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,265
    Eastie
    29th November 2002, 03:11 PM Go to last post

  16. Doctors

    Started by Dennis Hill, 26th November 2002 02:46 PM
    doctor, doctors, gynocologist, happy, highway, hilly, kempsey, kundabung, pacific, signwriting, tradeies, van
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,577
    John Saxton
    27th November 2002, 08:52 PM Go to last post

  17. Monk

    Started by Gino, 22nd November 2002 06:22 PM
    abbot, bloody, bruised, caves, celebrate, copies, copying, crying, dark, downstairs, error, forehead, head, held, hours, hundreds, locked, manuscript, monastery, monk, monks, original, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wall, word, worried, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,036
    Gino
    22nd November 2002, 06:22 PM Go to last post

  18. Post Are you a professional ?

    Started by Eastie, 20th November 2002 03:08 PM
    ability, animal, answer, answered, attend, await, bunnies, career, catching, close, correct, correctly, crocodiles, door, elephant, fast, giraffe, hope, job, law, professional, question, questions, refrigerator, require, safety, success, tests, true, wealth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,426
    Eowyn
    20th November 2002, 03:57 PM Go to last post

  19. Post The gynecologist. My first joke here.

    Started by Robert WA, 16th November 2002 05:13 PM
    150%, 50%, adjusting, beneficial, called, career, carefully, engine, error, exam, exhaust, extra, fearing, gynecologist, hands, instructor, joke, mark, mechanic, obtained, outstanding, perfectly, pipe, result, score, skillful, total, ungrateful, wondered, worth
    • Replies: 2
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    Gino
    16th November 2002, 11:23 PM Go to last post

  20. Post embarrising first date

    Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:28 PM
    apparent, aware, brand, butt, car, cold, companion, date, embarrassing, embarrising, fender, flesh, free, hands, home, hot, icy, jay, looked, metal, pants, pee, prize, quickly, real, rest, situation, snow, tonight, trip
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,876
    Gino
    14th November 2002, 11:07 PM Go to last post

  21. Post signs

    Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:39 PM
    advantage, advertisement, bed, behaviors, chambermaid, children, desk, elevator, front, graves, hong, hotel, hotels, invited, japan, job, ladies, leave, manager, office, paris, requested, rome, rules, sign, signs, smoke, tokyo, water, yugoslavia
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,417
    Iain
    11th November 2002, 09:55 AM Go to last post

  22. Post mother inlaw

    Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:19 PM
    ago, arose, back;, body, burial, buried, care, certificate, chance, consul, cost, day, dead, death, died, difference, george, georges, happened, hearing, inlaw, jerusalem, loved, mother, mother-in-law, person, price, send, vacation
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,255
    Gino
    10th November 2002, 11:19 PM Go to last post

  23. Science of Cats & Buttered Bread

    Started by Eastie, 8th November 2002 09:59 AM
    attempts, bread, bread/butter, butter, buttered, carpet, cat, cats, chicken, dropped, energy, equally, feet, floor, foot, force, forces, impact, land, landing, lands, masala, monorail, probability, quantum, science, theory, tikka, toast, topping
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,816
    Gino
    9th November 2002, 11:31 AM Go to last post

  24. Post 50 years

    Started by Ray from Toronto, 9th November 2002 09:11 AM
    cane, couple, difference, hell, husband, knowing, mediocre, moment, porch, replied, rocker, rocking, seated, sex, shuffles, slaps, slowly, stands, unsteadily, walks, woman, years
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,729
    Ray from Toronto
    9th November 2002, 09:11 AM Go to last post

  25. Relatives

    Started by Baz, 8th November 2002 09:44 PM
    argument, barnyard, concede, country, couple, discussion, drove, earlier, goats, husband, led, miles, mules, passed, pigs, position, relatives, road, sarcastically, wife, word, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,127
    Baz
    8th November 2002, 09:44 PM Go to last post

  26. Post Meekatharra

    Started by Eastie, 7th November 2002 03:01 PM
    businessmen, cattle, claim, country, description, drinks, expenses, meal, meekatharra, mining, picture, pub, receipt, remote, requests, retain, stops, this;, travelling
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,425
    oges
    8th November 2002, 07:58 AM Go to last post

  27. All bar none

    Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 11:15 PM
    bar, barman, beer, bunnies, burly, carpenter, chop, cold, couple, dusts, ear, goof, guy, jemmy, johnno, karate, knocking, laughs, lauughs, leaves, minutes, returns, scrawny, sitting, stool, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,414
    John Saxton
    7th November 2002, 11:15 PM Go to last post

  28. File This

    Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 10:55 PM
    assistant, bastard, buy, chs, city, counter, couple, customer, deside, file, handed, hardware, johnno, kilos, leaves, local, nails, purchased, replied, shop, smiled, sons, thatll, waited, walks, wife, woman
    • Replies: 0
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    John Saxton
    7th November 2002, 10:55 PM Go to last post

  29. Post Easy Come Easy Go

    Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 10:42 PM
    bandsaw, counted, deli, easy, fixed, fixing, foreman, hannsen, happened, hell, howdy, johnno, kid, lad, left, lunch, replied, returned, shop, sooner, surprised, told, wait, wallet, weeks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,719
    John Saxton
    7th November 2002, 10:42 PM Go to last post

  30. Post this is really cute

    Started by Gino, 7th November 2002 09:17 PM
    2002.], check, cute, edited, guys, message, november, robbo, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,193
    Gino
    7th November 2002, 09:17 PM Go to last post

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