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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,447
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Atomic Blonde

    Started by Geoff Sims, 13th October 2002 01:13 AM
    atomic, blonde, guided, heard, maternity, muscle, shot
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,103
    Iain
    13th October 2002, 03:28 AM Go to last post

  2. Post the old farmer

    Started by ken yates, 12th October 2002 12:41 PM
    age, alligator, aware, basketball, coming, court, courts, deep, farmer, feed, fixed, ladies, laughing, leave, moral, naked, pond, presence, properly, replied, shaped, shouted, skill, swim, swimming, treachery, triumph, watch, women, youth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,143
    ken yates
    12th October 2002, 12:41 PM Go to last post

  3. Post from the mouths of babes

    Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:47 PM
    age, babes, boys, call, columns, date, day, dead, decides, favourite, home, kelvin, kids, kiss, law, marriage, married, marry, mouths, pam, people, person, play, pretty, rich, ricky, run, single, sports, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,657
    AlexS
    11th October 2002, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  4. what are YOU thinking

    Started by Kev Y., 7th October 2002 10:34 PM
    cow, excited, hand, hot, legs, milked, night, nipple, slowly, spread, summer, thinking
    • Replies: 0
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    Kev Y.
    7th October 2002, 10:34 PM Go to last post

  5. Government workers, true story

    Started by Iain, 5th October 2002 09:01 AM
    aircraft, ball, balls, bench, bottom, bound, burn, drop, extended, fitted, gate, government, heard, hopper, inject, line, machine, officers, perfectly, release, released, retract, science, skyward, start, story, syringe, true, tube, workers
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,707
    soundman
    7th October 2002, 10:45 AM Go to last post

  6. Post Death notice

    Started by Iain, 5th October 2002 09:03 AM
    aged, couple, days, death, died, johnson, moments, notice, passengers, past, peacefully, read, remember, sleep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,128
    Iain
    5th October 2002, 09:03 AM Go to last post

  7. Talking airlines

    Started by Gino, 1st October 2002 07:24 PM
    aircraft, airlines, autoland, bugs, cockpit, dme, engine, engineers, evidence, flight, gripe, ground, iff, inoperative, inside, installed, left, logged, main, maintenance, mechanics, mode, pilot, qantas, radar, solution, target, tire, volume, windshield
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,218
    Gino
    4th October 2002, 10:10 AM Go to last post

  8. Exclamation An Actual Woodwork Joke!!

    Started by oges, 1st October 2002 02:12 PM
    2002.], actual, brett, cartoons, edited, joke, labelled, message, october, oges, section, true, woodwork, woodworking, [this
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,931
    Iain
    4th October 2002, 08:18 AM Go to last post

  9. Post Bit of bad luck

    Started by DonN, 3rd October 2002 07:02 PM
    200, a.m, afternoon, bad, bench, bit, brownies, coffee, crying, dessert, dinner, favourite, freshly, gourmet, ground, half, homemade, live, love, luck, lunch, makes, meal, morning, park, remember, sobbing, soup, wine, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,326
    Red neck
    3rd October 2002, 11:05 PM Go to last post

  10. Post Cough syrup

    Started by Eastie, 3rd October 2002 10:30 AM
    afraid, arrives, assistant, bottle, cough, entire, front, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, late, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, pharmacy, pharmasist, replies, shop, syrup, treat, wall
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,250
    Tim the Timber Turner
    3rd October 2002, 10:53 AM Go to last post

  11. Post A mans wish

    Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:53 PM
    absolute, answer, awaiting, boomed, bridge, build, continued, desire, finally, gazed, glorify, grant, happy, honor, lanes, looked, lord, mans, married, minute, moment, pray, sand, sat, sky, soul, understand, upward, voice, worldly
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,904
    Gino
    1st October 2002, 12:21 AM Go to last post

  12. Post capitolism

    Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:37 PM
    100, buy, capitalism, capitolism, cartoon, clever, company, corporation, count, create, eat, foot, german, images, italian, learn, listed, live, month, mouth, ordinary, produce, ram, reengineer, rights, sell, sheep, times, wool, worldwide
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,171
    Gino
    29th September 2002, 09:37 PM Go to last post

  13. Post rural show

    Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:36 PM
    365, alley, bull, bulls, cow, day, drops, fed, heading, houses, husband, learn, live, mated, month, mouth, nice, proceed, rural, sign, stall, start, stated, stock, takes, times, wife, wifes, wow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,225
    Gino
    29th September 2002, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  14. Post two old men

    Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:31 PM
    bit, blow, dead, doll, downstairs, escort, farted, flew, girls, house, layed, madam, men, mine, service, tells, tit, upstairs, window, witch, women, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,245
    Gino
    29th September 2002, 09:31 PM Go to last post

  15. Post viagra

    Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:30 PM
    85-year-old, alarmed, basis, bed, charge, chocolate, cup, daily, giving, grandpa, grandson, makes, night, nurse, nurses, oclock, people, puzzled, question, replies, rolling, rushes, sleep, stops, surely, tablet, told, true, viagra, wonderfully
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,316
    Gino
    29th September 2002, 09:30 PM Go to last post

  16. Post fly swatting

    Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:27 PM
    beer, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, killed, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, stalking, swatter, swatting, walked, woman, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,332
    Gino
    29th September 2002, 09:27 PM Go to last post

  17. Post four man joke

    Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:26 PM
    accountant, agreed, assaulted, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, joke, jumped, man, measure, milk, paper, pissed, public, rest, servant, sexually, smart, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,608
    Gino
    29th September 2002, 09:26 PM Go to last post

  18. mens rules

    Started by cliff cook, 28th September 2002 01:05 AM
    angry, christopher, columbus, commercials, cut, days, directions, done.not, female, genetic, girlfriends, guys, hair, hear, hints, interpreted, makes, male, married, meant, mens, months, note, ogle, relationship, rules, sad, shape, thinking, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,766
    Gino
    29th September 2002, 09:09 PM Go to last post

  19. Cool Jack Schitt

    Started by cliff cook, 28th September 2002 12:58 AM
    announcement, awe, bride, brothers, bull, ceremony, chicken, childhood, children, deep, dip, dual, fulla, giva, inseparable, jack, left, loda, married, nervous, newspaper, noe, piza, produced, schitt, schitt-happens, schitt-sherlock, son, subsequently, wedding
    • Replies: 0
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    cliff cook
    28th September 2002, 12:58 AM Go to last post

  20. Gender equality

    Started by Robert WA, 23rd September 2002 11:55 PM
    achieve, afghan, afghani, approached, barbara, conflict, customarily, enabled, equality, free, gender, heart-warming, kabul, land, marvellous, mines, noted, observed, paces, recently, returned, reversal, roles, story, walked, walters, wives, woman, women, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,193
    Robert WA
    23rd September 2002, 11:55 PM Go to last post

  21. Lawyer 2

    Started by Kev Y., 23rd September 2002 06:44 AM
    accident, alighting, appears, arm, attention, bemoaning, car, cried, finally, hand, hear, injuy, lawyer, medical, missing, noticing, police, porche, prominent, robert, rolex, scene, seek, soft, suffered, suggested, swipee, underbelly, white, wreck
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,698
    John Saxton
    23rd September 2002, 08:16 PM Go to last post

  22. lawyer

    Started by Gino, 17th September 2002 11:09 PM
    answered, bout, bring, car, climbed, eating, fellows, food, foot, friend, glad, grass, headed, investigate, kids, lawyer, limo, love, money, pathetic, poor, replied, riding, road, sir, stop, taking, tall, underway, wife
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,156
    Corunetes
    22nd September 2002, 12:15 AM Go to last post

  23. Mouse balls

    Started by Gino, 21st September 2002 08:47 PM
    ball, balls, computer, customer, depending, domestic, engineers, excessive, field, foreign, handling, harder, manufacturer, memo, method, mouse, person, personnel, pop, procedures, properly, removal, removing, replaced, replacement, replacing, result, sensitive, static, twist
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,227
    Gino
    21st September 2002, 08:47 PM Go to last post

  24. quick wit

    Started by Gino, 17th September 2002 11:08 PM
    asia, countries, dad, heard, marries, quick, son, true, wife, wit
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,222
    Gino
    20th September 2002, 12:22 AM Go to last post

  25. Post here's some more Zen for ya.

    Started by Gino, 9th September 2002 10:34 PM
    bad, cares, dark, don, half, hand, happened, heck, horn, ink, inside, invisible, louder, memory, missing, modest, pays, people, percent, person, plan, proud, psychics, raise, speed, spontaneous, telekinesis, tomorrow, wondering, zen
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,055
    Gino
    9th September 2002, 10:34 PM Go to last post

  26. Cool Your daily moment of Zen

    Started by John Saxton, 6th September 2002 12:59 PM
    15.if, 16.dont, 18.if, 20.dont, 21.good, bad, critisise, daily, day, days, judgement, kinky, lend, lot, mile, moment, mouth, person, remember, spurs, squat, time, truth.you, walk, zen
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,848
    John Saxton
    9th September 2002, 07:54 PM Go to last post

  27. Post nudist club

    Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:55 PM
    bench, bends, call, called, club, colony, day, erection, facilities, fart, greeted, hairy, hard-on, huge, implies, membership, month, naked, newcomer, nudist, office, old;, receptionist, replies, rule, sir, smiling, staggers, times, yells
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,772
    John Saxton
    9th September 2002, 07:48 PM Go to last post

  28. Smile 110% Effort

    Started by DarrylF, 29th August 2002 09:43 PM
    100%, 103%, 110%, 118%, 96%, 98%, achieving, attitude, close, day, effort, giving, hardwork, helpful, knowledge, life, makes, math, meetings, nice, people, prove, reason, represented, stands, top
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,423
    coastie
    8th September 2002, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  29. Post cindarella

    Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 08:01 PM
    alleged, apparently, approached, approaching, audience, calgary, car, cindarella, commented, cut, damn, embarrassment, evident, failed, hole, midnight, notice, officer, patch, police, proceeded, process, public, pumpkin, purposes, satisfy, straight, taylor, unaware, ward
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,048
    Gino
    8th September 2002, 08:01 PM Go to last post

  30. Post dogs

    Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:51 PM
    acting, bows, carpet, chain, chew, dog, dogs, fake, fetch, food, fooled, freak, haircut, hand, handshake, home, involves, moment, proud, ribbons, slight, snip, stuff, surprised, sweaters, taking, throws, top, walk, yelling
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,347
    Gino
    8th September 2002, 07:51 PM Go to last post

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